LocalBreadMaker
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Sep 6, 2026 12:14 PM
LocalBreadMaker
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davemUnderscoreOr
"Tried" is the saddest of words.
Rips4w
The last sentence is not part of the original social media post.
crunchefun3000
"Then he 'tried' to finger me" stop assuming it happened you perverts.
varonicaED
Mmm, ribs in bed, finger lickin good!
steve1378
Finger licking good.
Deikin
Finger-fingering good
vorodar
The original ended at "I've found my soulmate." The post doesn't seem to open (maybe because I'm not logged in), so here is an archived version:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200210213718/https://twitter.com/KacieRaulerson/status/1096751160181035008
mondeca
sevro77
SubTrout
Thanks ribs
MisterBrahanovich
Oh no, he got the itis
imsam77
Tried to? Girl he gave you ribs in bed…
stayingalive4life
So he did it with a rib? He ribbed you? Ribbed for your pleasure you say?
crunchefun3000
It reads as 'tried'! It's not absolutely certain that it happened.
BurtChanceTheRapper
I feel like I've seen this without the last sentence, which looks to be added later
vorodar
That's correct. https://web.archive.org/web/20200210213718/https://twitter.com/KacieRaulerson/status/1096751160181035008
chicharrone
I hope he washed his hands first. BBQ sauce could mess up the vibes down there.
TanithRosenbaum
I think that's the implication, that he didn't lol
gitguuud
Dude was just trying to flavor up the second course. Ain’t no shame.
Colopty
Well he better do a thorough job cleaning it up then.
IncoherentApplesauce
...I'm sorry for this but...I like my roast beef slathered in bbq sauce.
iamahorriblemonsterwhodeservesdeath
Shouldn't it be horseradish, if anything?
HonestCommentFarmer
Do you like yeast? Because that's how you get yeast.
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Not a fan of a dry rub?
pullingsixty
You might be rubbing it in the wrong spot if it remains dry.