Oct 11, 2017 7:18 PM
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RadishesBruh
He told someone it's 20% off car insurance instead of 15%
DoublevBomb
*tail detaches*
Sqwuid
This is just like that ceiling commercial
boobearrooroo
Never let go Jack!
Gatodemeow
Dang it! I started humming.....
iStabs
@op
hasoneconleche
Gecko trapeze..... Only for gecko's eyes!!!!!!
ambrosiuscomehereatonce
One of them will save 10%
111ChenNick1911
The Cirque du Soleil is recruiting new members!!!!
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle HOW
jeffyspazzin
Kinda wanna see what happens next. Is his buddy goin to swing him to the wall? Or is it the gecko version of the lion king?
0xFADE
Very surprised their sticky feet can hold upside down 2 of them.
DaedelusMuse
IIRC, they can hold a toddler.
CrossThreadedLids
They should be employed as nannies
ladaintrain55
Dude didn't pay his Geico bill.
ffilm
You picked the wrong neighborhood, muuuh-fuuuh.
Marrafaqa873
Nice safe geckbro
CthulhuDeepOne
I don't think this pun is getting the attention it deserves.
nevergettingoutalive
I have those same geckos living on my porch! They're so cute.
imbettingimnot
GEICOs commercials have gone too far
TheAspiringEngineer
They form a right angle. One more lizard and they'll have a hypotenewt
choggie
Dunt, dunh, dunt dunt, dunt duh, dunt dunt duh duh...!
Backroadstoboston
The shadow is the best part.
3vil3ric
Geckos are amazing. Their ability to stick to surfaces is at a molecular level. Growing up in Miami, FL, friends used geckos from 1/2
rooftops to steal hats off businessmen on the sidewalk below. Tied 'em to a string and fished for hats. good times.
Skidood
@Thatgirlfromsomewhere
chrisdafish
Remember the commercial that had a similar premise to this
Mitchz95
v
Oriandthemildlyinterestingname
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaP5AY673ws
BlondieSayWhat
but.. they're geckos... why would their hands slip
They're bad at being Geckos?
CertifiedAssWiper
Well that was depressing.
OGwolf27
But what if is tail breaks and the gecko falls???
PeacockFeathers
Hopefully he has insurance for that. Geico maybe.
IAmSlaymaker
???? If the tail breaks, the gecko will fall. And down will come gecko, insurance and all. ????
skirtwearingdude
The tail grows another gecko.
pieceofcandy
https://youtu.be/WDncfptDjPU
BarbequeBandit
Don’t worry they grow back
michonnedisapproves
Natural selection
lithiummouse
Then down will come gecko, cradle, and all.
Bubblerocket
His body will grow back from his tail
livingscreamydreamy
My guess is that the gecko was either dying or already dead, they don’t just pick them up like that for no reason. He was probably lunch. ):
Leroux2008
Was thinking the same thing lol
EarthmanDan
They were probably fighting. Dangling gecko looks perfectly healthy and geckos aren't cannibalistic.
PiggyWobbles
well luckily geckos have a low terminal velocity. He'd be fine for the same reason ants you flick off a table are fine
RudeRobby
Sounds like we can do a series of animal terminal velocity tests by dropping them from 1000 ft in air. First a whale and a pot of petunias
Meatwave
Not again...
HoboNinja91
Then I guess they trip the laser grid and floor weight sensors and the mission is blow.
pluviofile
Mass times velocity. He's so light the earth won't hit him as hard as it would hit it's from that relative height
ThePerfectGif
RawrImABear
bob7010
That's not a gif, YOU'RE A PHONY
Cr1spyEvergr33n
Where's the money Jimmy?! Tell me where the fucking money is, or I swear go God I'll do it!
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
In fact, I think I feel a yawn coming on
Mortimer2000
TheDudeSkywalker
Where's the money Lebowski
cirnonine
It's uh, it's down there somewhere, let me check again
TurnDownForThis
It's not nice to talk with your mouth full
touchee motherfucker
Aturtlewizard
"Put the camera down and help me!" ~Gecko
basball6969
Long live the king
[deleted]
Yes
Strostkovy
The one whose mouth isn't full
farnation
Anolis, or anoles, is a genus of iguanian lizards belonging to the family Dactyloidae.
aloha611
Youre not wrong, but these are geckos, not anoles.
Exactly you can tell just by the feet alone easily this is not anole.
I see this explains the evolution of anoles and what sub species of them that can't interbreed? But what does this have to do with gecko ..
Ok I reread over everything and I see where it points the anoles getting somewhat stickier feet pads but the foot shape is still diff as u
Feet vs anole feet? Are all gecko speecies considered arboreal? I'm only asking cause kinda just skimmed ur evolution page xD it's late lol
Can still see in this picture that they are not anoles
RadishesBruh
He told someone it's 20% off car insurance instead of 15%
DoublevBomb
*tail detaches*
Sqwuid
This is just like that ceiling commercial
boobearrooroo
Never let go Jack!
Gatodemeow
Dang it! I started humming.....
iStabs
@op
hasoneconleche
Gecko trapeze..... Only for gecko's eyes!!!!!!
ambrosiuscomehereatonce
One of them will save 10%
111ChenNick1911
The Cirque du Soleil is recruiting new members!!!!
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle HOW
jeffyspazzin
Kinda wanna see what happens next. Is his buddy goin to swing him to the wall? Or is it the gecko version of the lion king?
0xFADE
Very surprised their sticky feet can hold upside down 2 of them.
DaedelusMuse
IIRC, they can hold a toddler.
CrossThreadedLids
They should be employed as nannies
ladaintrain55
Dude didn't pay his Geico bill.
ffilm
You picked the wrong neighborhood, muuuh-fuuuh.
Marrafaqa873
Nice safe geckbro
CthulhuDeepOne
I don't think this pun is getting the attention it deserves.
nevergettingoutalive
I have those same geckos living on my porch! They're so cute.
imbettingimnot
GEICOs commercials have gone too far
TheAspiringEngineer
They form a right angle. One more lizard and they'll have a hypotenewt
choggie
Dunt, dunh, dunt dunt, dunt duh, dunt dunt duh duh...!
Backroadstoboston
The shadow is the best part.
3vil3ric
Geckos are amazing. Their ability to stick to surfaces is at a molecular level. Growing up in Miami, FL, friends used geckos from 1/2
3vil3ric
rooftops to steal hats off businessmen on the sidewalk below. Tied 'em to a string and fished for hats. good times.
Skidood
@Thatgirlfromsomewhere
chrisdafish
Remember the commercial that had a similar premise to this
Mitchz95
Oriandthemildlyinterestingname
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaP5AY673ws
BlondieSayWhat
but.. they're geckos... why would their hands slip
Oriandthemildlyinterestingname
They're bad at being Geckos?
CertifiedAssWiper
Well that was depressing.
OGwolf27
But what if is tail breaks and the gecko falls???
PeacockFeathers
Hopefully he has insurance for that. Geico maybe.
IAmSlaymaker
???? If the tail breaks, the gecko will fall. And down will come gecko, insurance and all. ????
skirtwearingdude
The tail grows another gecko.
pieceofcandy
https://youtu.be/WDncfptDjPU
BarbequeBandit
Don’t worry they grow back
michonnedisapproves
Natural selection
lithiummouse
Then down will come gecko, cradle, and all.
Bubblerocket
His body will grow back from his tail
livingscreamydreamy
My guess is that the gecko was either dying or already dead, they don’t just pick them up like that for no reason. He was probably lunch. ):
Leroux2008
Was thinking the same thing lol
EarthmanDan
They were probably fighting. Dangling gecko looks perfectly healthy and geckos aren't cannibalistic.
PiggyWobbles
well luckily geckos have a low terminal velocity. He'd be fine for the same reason ants you flick off a table are fine
RudeRobby
Sounds like we can do a series of animal terminal velocity tests by dropping them from 1000 ft in air. First a whale and a pot of petunias
Meatwave
Not again...
HoboNinja91
Then I guess they trip the laser grid and floor weight sensors and the mission is blow.
pluviofile
Mass times velocity. He's so light the earth won't hit him as hard as it would hit it's from that relative height
ThePerfectGif
RawrImABear
bob7010
That's not a gif, YOU'RE A PHONY
ThePerfectGif
Cr1spyEvergr33n
Where's the money Jimmy?! Tell me where the fucking money is, or I swear go God I'll do it!
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
In fact, I think I feel a yawn coming on
Cr1spyEvergr33n
Mortimer2000
TheDudeSkywalker
Where's the money Lebowski
cirnonine
It's uh, it's down there somewhere, let me check again
TurnDownForThis
It's not nice to talk with your mouth full
Cr1spyEvergr33n
Aturtlewizard
"Put the camera down and help me!" ~Gecko
basball6969
Long live the king
[deleted]
[deleted]
Aturtlewizard
Yes
Strostkovy
The one whose mouth isn't full
farnation
Anolis, or anoles, is a genus of iguanian lizards belonging to the family Dactyloidae.
aloha611
Youre not wrong, but these are geckos, not anoles.
Leroux2008
Exactly you can tell just by the feet alone easily this is not anole.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Leroux2008
I see this explains the evolution of anoles and what sub species of them that can't interbreed? But what does this have to do with gecko ..
Leroux2008
Ok I reread over everything and I see where it points the anoles getting somewhat stickier feet pads but the foot shape is still diff as u
Leroux2008
Feet vs anole feet? Are all gecko speecies considered arboreal? I'm only asking cause kinda just skimmed ur evolution page xD it's late lol
Leroux2008
Can still see in this picture that they are not anoles