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The robots have now surpassed the majority of the human population in physical capability.
Source: https://youtu.be/LikxFZZO2sk
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The robots have now surpassed the majority of the human population in physical capability.
Source: https://youtu.be/LikxFZZO2sk
nihilistdad
How about mental capability?
BklynPunisher
Damn Boston Dynamics, what’s next, parkour robots?
ObliqueRay
Human population? Maybe americans...
Kightzeareau
does it lift though?...
Bad214
I’m 70 and think it’s all amusing and don’t really give a shit.
DigitalGuru42
willek
human = american
mattdubois
Now make them fuck better and I’m set.
welcomestranger
It just effortlessly jumps those 3 boxes as if it is suspended.
RaxianTheta
I for one welcome our new robotic overlords and remind them I can be useful in collecting things near magnets.
Rockmonkey11
i think i can do that
McWolfe7
This looks like it's CG
nihilistdad
I'm sure that lots of computers were used while making the robot.
McDouggal
You see this? This is why civilian owned .50 BMG is a necessity.
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
what are they designed to do apart from relentlessly chase me down in my nightmares...just on the run 24/7
MyBigMouth
DocHerb87
ZuSanLiHeGu
I one can hack its brain like they do on voting machines. We are so dead.
unknow86
Cant help it but it looks computer animated to me
MostlyJeffGoldblum
I mean, technically...
Whiachy
I get what you mean, it's got that herky jerky animation of a novice that is relying too much on the computer to do the tweens.
Whiachy
No ease in/out, antics, or squash/stretch.
Totallycasual
500 years from now humanity will look back jokingly at our early efforts into robotics, look at our cars 100 years ago ffs lol
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whiskinputwarbles
Hi there Mr. Gore.
WrathOfJigglypuff
Not so fast my friend! Lets see if they can text and drive like a human!
Solistics
Next season of American Ninja Warrior is going to be lit.
brobocop187
TheRicM
So will the UFC fights
dyxj
You want to see people ripped apart by humanoid things? Toss some apes in there. We're weak af compared to most apes.
TheRicM
I was thinking the robots fighting each other like that one Hugh Jackman movie where the robots fight each other
Thefirstargonaut
You mean real life Rock 'em sock 'em robots
Thefirstargonaut
American Robot Ninja Warriors
ZPITTZ
PARKOUR!
theboned1
Finally, robot butlers are on their way. I cant wait for him to parkour up the stairs and bring me a Coke.
cyberjazz
The question is will it be Nestor Class 4 or 5
degenerator
I want my robot butler to look like a chimp wearing a top and tails and carrying a cold beverage on a platter.
MostlyJeffGoldblum
It starts with the Cokes. Then comes the rebellion and the torture.
Bubagummel01
I just finished Horizon zero dawn. I know exactly how this ends
dontask
Fuck Ted Faro
BooRadleyLives
Fuckin Hades...
itypewerdsonline
would love to see another full length sequel
cryptzicle
I just bought it to start playing and am.fucking pumped.
YourGosh
Congrats! It's a great game! See you in 2021 tho...
KeyMasher
It'll be one of the first on my list when I get around to owning a PS4. So... probably when my kids are in college, 16 years from now.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
You just finished it?! What the hell man?!
Bubagummel01
just got my First ps4 with spiderman so i had to catch up. finished uncharted 1-4,god of war and horizon.Now i wait for red dead redemption2
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
All of that since Spiderman launched? You don't get out much, huh?
Bubagummel01
pangyre
When they can spear a mastodon and run it down for 4 days straight w/o a battery charge, let alone a meal, I might possibly start to worry.
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
In fairness,no-one can do that.
pangyre
Plenty did. That’s part of why there are still people. Even today there are people running ultra marathons; not even to eat, just for fun.
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
Yes, I got that, thanks. There are no more mastadons. It was a joke.
TheCyberGoblin
The key part of persistence hunting is that you're walking, not running. There's a massive difference.
pangyre
“Running down” doesn’t mean “running,” y’all.
TotallyLost
AtsaMattaForYou
cheesecake7
LOVE IT!!
FreedomMinister
Still better than me lol
faebala
I’m dying at this.
KYWarmingJelly
I know this guy. He's a vegan named Carl.
DY427
Parkour!
Krogs322
....still better than most people doing a backflip if youtube has taught me anything.
luckychii
crossfit?
deweydefeatstrumanagain
Yup, just like an actual person
craycray606
People in blue collar and low paying service jobs like hotels & restaurants better be scared af because they will soon be replaced by robots
TheDirectorsCut
Humanity had a good run
SPQAAE
Well I for one welcome our new robot overlords.
mofreckle
Not really, we kinda sucked for along time then had sewers and orgies then went back to sucking again then kinda got smart then confused
jkeezie
please stop fear mongering
TheRicM
Double dip
haco1234
I don’t really think it matter considering he just gets internet points
TheRicM
It’s just a formality
shimmernshine
When the robots start chasing us, THEN we'll have a good run...
apsck12
You can run, but you'll only die tired.
Zzombee
A human can out run a gazelle. Not me, but like an athlete/ caveman guys.
GromStarscream
I didn't even leave the couch yet.
CommunistDarthVader
No it didn’t
TakeTheStairs
have you ever tried garlic bread?
beoluves
Actually we kind of went sideways in the end. Time for a change in management.
drunkbs
A little bit backwards
AwkwardKeming
Why make it like a human, though? We have all kinds of problems because of how we're shaped. Make it a spider or something.
Ryanator50
Or a drone with a gun
shyriath
WHY YES BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO SEE ROBOT SPIDERS SOMERSAULTING TOWARD ME.
Rip42
We do?
BklynPunisher
So they can wear our skins when they take over.
Dranton12
Also most spaces are meant to accommodate us and it’s made to fit those spaces.
Krogs322
Because a sex bot that's shaped like a spider would really kill sales.
ocegur
Human body is impressively efficient at moving, we're among the best long distance runners among animals. Also can jump, climb and swim.
AwkwardKeming
Yeah but my back hurts.
RoscoeLuvsBosco
Something like a Gazelle can jump way further than a human - probably twice as far.
ocegur
But can't run as far, can't climb.
shorey66
But we just keep on going. We're pursuit predators.
QuasarsAndBlazars
Yeah at that one thing, but very few animals have the sheer range of mobility that humans have
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
Because then clothes will fit.
Evanrudeplz
I want to see it do all that in a Tommy Bahama shirt.
ProbablyHolly
Bc the point of it is the challenge, humans use every part of their body to stay balanced, emulating that teaches us a lot. also sex bots.
AwkwardKeming
Ah, sex bots. Got it.
cepacolusmaximus
Also, droids that can navigate the human landscape without accommodation would be very practical and useful. Especially as sex bots.
BananaAddedForScale
sex bots would've been enough, no need to strain your finger like that
JeffWithOnlyAFewNukes
All the more reason for sex bots. Less strained fingers/arms
Fizzledrizzle69
The best kind of robot
brownjedimasterchief
maybe to send throughout multiple universe and see if we can live through it
TheRicM
Y not both
thatguy73
Shut the hell up.
thatguy73
Last thing I need is a huge techno spider.
Flannelbot
Think about advanced prosthetics/exoskeleton to help people walk again. The closer to human movement the more natural the prosthetic feels
tundrasaurus
Nah- whats the battery life on these idiots? I can drink my own piss, and go for another 2 days.
Willybum84
Bear?
TallAF
This is the best fucking comment I've read all day, cheers mate!
muhvitus
I was thinking about the same thing. 15 mins and thats that.
PoppinLochNessHopster
what if they put robots in the water supply and then we're all robots
NeverGetsTheNuke
majortool
But can you also carry me at the same time?
DontTazeMeBrah
wow calm down Juan Manuel Marquez
KonHunter
I really thought your name was tsunderesaurus and that would have been a lot more exciting
MycolTheFunguy
Judging by the results of the DARPA Robotics Challenge event I would say we got a waaaays to go.
Fairdinkums
No one said you couldn't eat and drink normal food and water please don't drink your piss
SpookyChihuahua
TheNotSoGreatDepression
Too late, everyone is drinking their piss now. You're out of the cool group.
johnzaku
Don’t KINKSHAME ME!
palmo
It's sterile and I like the taste
MrRidiculous
CaldariBob
I remember that from... Jerry Springer? Maury Povich?
Imronburgandy
Dodgeball. The coach said it.
CaldariBob
I remember a Maury or Jerry Springer episode with a couple of coprophiliacs in the 90s & the woman said the same thing. Weren't even German!
gummyloaf
These days if you don’t even drink “nature’s Gatorade” can you even call yourself human?
DoctorBambu
He's saying those idiots don't get to experience the joy of a nice hot cup of piss. What's not to get? That's classic a Sunday evening drink
Ryanator50
Solar panels for. You ever see Black mirror?
ocegur
What if they learn to plug themselves anywhere when they need to charge?
commentsectiontrafficcop
Greymalum
With sleep*
MrSaturday
It is surprising the amount of time you can function without sleep.
elbowdeepinagoose
Somebody get this man Gatorade and an extra upvote
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
I feel like you couldn't actually do that (on day 2 at least), unless your olfactory organs don't work.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
If you didn't drink your own piss you could go for 3.
lostHikerInTime
Don’t drink your own piss!
raiseko
You could do that, but it said half the population, the fat, lazy half.
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
I, I feel like there are other steps you could take before going that far.....
swatz
Like shoot on in the battery pack for starters. Then DRINK THEIR BLOOD!
VashtheStampede47
We are persistence predators, came to rule the world by outlasting and reproducing more quickly than anything else on the planets.
ThailandExpress
dont forget the no fur part, which allows us to hunt in the midday so we can use that persistence to run them into heat stroke
PoppinLochNessHopster
ants say hello
Flyndaran
There are loads of animals that can run further in any given time frame that humans. We're endurance compared to primates, not all mammals.
Flyndaran
*than
ClusterConsultant
In a sprint sure. But we can just keep walking.
IncognitoCube
Solar. Powered.
Chinavirus
That’s when we scorch the sky!
EpicEggnog
Solar
BrianHeverly1919
Do
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Yeah that's going to rapidly take way your remaining life. You'll make it about 3 without resorting to drinking your piss. Now if you 2/
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
2/ make a gravity water filter or solar still then you would be drinking all the filtered piss (aka clean water) you can handle.
aarhusianer
Admit it; you just want an excuse to drink your own piss
kempoman9521
Can I drink his own piss?
InvictusxManeo
Que r Kelly music...
gnovice
Haters wanna hate... Lovers wanna love... I don't even want... None of the above. I want to pee on you.
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Someone has to drink his piss, might as well take the volunteer
1metalnation
It's sterile and I like the way it tastes
showmeyourdoggies
Have you never seen Black Mirror?