What i have to look forward to tonight after Valentine's dinner with my wife.

Feb 15, 2017 3:06 AM

dalewevo

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She's 8 months pregnant, nauseous, and tired so this year we'll be going to need early. I still love her to death.

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Nauseated*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same treatment after 23 yrs of marriage.....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Two weeks postpartum. . Thats my boat

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey! Mine too!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pounding meat? Ohhh. We get it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all need a little Early sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Beating the meat?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this implying you're planning on giving her the back massage she so desperately wants at this point?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, foot massage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got out of the shower to candles in the living room and pillows in front of the couch. This year I'll get an extra one in for you

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Me too! But my electricity was out and I like to read comfortably on the floor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plans are that next year I will be in your boat so I'm all for solidarity.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In looking forward to the baby coming so I can go back to ravaging my wife again. It's worth the frustration though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is obviously your first, then.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We already have one we adopted together but this one's our first the old fashion way.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pro tip, anal sex solves all problems

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

You sure about that? With the problems he listed? I enjoy my share but if I'm feeling like puking, changing holes doesn't matter.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You just don't want it enough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct

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