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Hey guys so I just bought this online and I've never used this to clean my car before and I'm a little worried about its effects on my skin. Has anybody ever used this kind of thing before? Do I wear gloves? Advice/suggestions needed.
Angylika
Lefthandturnsignal
Stick your dick in it.
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
Anyone that has ever drank that, has eventually died.
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
Here is what the website looked like in 1997
42shyguy42
you have to be careful it is a main component of acid rain
dtek
also of every other kind of acid
MrFancyPanzer
Not sure if it's a joke, or if you are an idiot.
dtek
Those two are not mutually exclusive
problematicpolarbear
are you nuts ? this stuff is used as coolant in nuclear reactors !
phoenixfromashes
Ive heard Subway needs you to drop that off so they can finish making their sub bread.
IntergalacticCheeseSandwich
Throw it away! Dihydrogen monoxide is such a strong solvent that it can dissolve sodium-chloride, not something you want on your skin!
madrush
Why the hell do they even make this shit? Aren't there safer alternatives that do a fine job? Damn
Dhalmelpunch
Extremely toxic. 100% of life that ingests it will die.
2Dopekilla
dip your balls in it
sl3dg3hamm3r
this stuff has been known to kill people, be careful
bellaluna
I just wanna know why they chose "car cleaning solvent"
laylvanna
If inhaled, it will kill you in minutes. If you put sodium in it, it will violently explode.
FerrousBuehler
My advice, read the label. What else do you need
jshinskie
FerrousBuehler
Well shit. That went over my head, back around the earth and over one more time.
XeononSolomon
All homicides are committed by people who drink this. When cleaning dont open your mouth
TheUpvoteMetalhead
The only real answer: this shit comes out of your tap too. It's plain water dihydrogen monoxide or H2O
IntergalacticCheeseSandwich
TheUpvoteMetalhead
Sorry, this joke is kinda getting old
akshually
Dinosaur urine. Most of the dinosaurs are extinct now. IS THERE A CONNECTION?