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The dumdum twins tax
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#8 the wife, John Kramer
EmilyPseu
#47 It looks better on Dolly but Frank styled it better.
wanderer2575
#5 "Strictly speaking, the children of your first cousin are your first cousins once removed... 'First cousin once removed' is far too cumbersome to use in casual speech, but for an adult to abbreviate the term and refer to a child as his cousin implies an unseemly generational parallelism -- ideally you want to indicate you outrank the little heathens."
(Cecil Adams, "The Straight Dope")
KingKrabvoldIV
#39 punch anyone that says mogs in real life.
comeonjointhejoyride
#1 nah, girls want your money
SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
#29 What We Do in the Shadows had something like this but with Vampires and their Ghosts.
cdspace
#47 too soon man. Too soon
lovehandlesmessiah
#3 The Swiss Cheese Effect: The secondary plot element in Quantum Leap: Sam experiences minor amnesia after every leap which is why Al is there to remind him of the things he forgot and needs to know about the mission.
Best example was the Lee Harvey Oswald episode; he wasn’t there to save JFK…because Jacqueline was shot and killed in Sam’s original (wrong) timeline.
PapaJoeNH
#5 First cousin, once removed
madflenser
#21 I mean, the dad sorta gave it away to. You just know Odin was a theatre kid.
TrueLegateDamar
#2
lovehandlesmessiah
#42 “Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes” but sung to the tempo of, “Let’s go out to the lobby…”
gnomedeplume
Someone tried this with one guy in a horse and still fucked it up, Troy would have nothing to fear these days
lovehandlesmessiah
#6 I want to not have to register an account to access that fashion magazine, or pay $5/month so I can see the entire image or article. The advertising and marketing vampires need my sweet, delicious personal information.
LateNightBunnyParty
#22 We're on day like 37 of temps over 100F. September means nothing.
mrbadxampl
28 friends? is that even possible?
ThoseRulesArentReal
#2 idk but it will involve her looking fore lorn. I do actually love her Hollywood lore, fashion but her roles are very clearly just a default settings at this point
meme2zombie
#24 They don't want to ban those things to change anything, they want to ban them to punish people who say they want them.
And then every time when banning those things hurts them they pretend it doesn't.
snacksmoto
#9
gnomedeplume
This is the one live action remake that would have been acceptable casting The Rock
l8rrose
#14 I feel called out, almost as badly as the random kudos I get on things I haven't updated in forever...
TheDiscoVampire
#9
LateNightBunnyParty
#8 During Covid lockdown, I did this with 100 tiny plastic babies. Hid them ALL over the house, even in places they'd never be found without some renovations. My husband and daughter had a blast. Found about 90 of them in that initial couple of years. And then we got hit by a tornado and needed to do some repairs/renovations, haha! I think there's still about 3 missing.
RepostStatisticsRedux
Image #2 last seen 1 week before at /gallery/942Rq1q Title similarity: ☆☆☆☆☆ (0/5)
StupidCanadianWolfBird
#1
e1emen7al
#47 don't make us choooooose!!!
ragenukem
PipWhipple
#2 Or Pedro Pascal! Or, if an animated film comes out, awkwafina.
ninjaguineapig
Pascal could be Tessio.
Efreeti
I don't get this one. What's wrong with Zendaya?
MarsIsAfire
#2 This is not true, in case anyone was excited/concerned. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/new-godfather-movie-sequel/
lovehandlesmessiah
#24 And truth. Don’t forget truth. We have a pathological liar for POTUS the first time in history and someone had to create the term, “alternative facts” and crank gaslighting up to 11.
marsilies
What's crazy is that the term "alternative facts" was coined by U.S. Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway during a Meet the Press interview on January 22, 2017, 3 days into Trump's first term. They were lying from out of the gate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_facts
AdmiralJohn
#5 That's where the "removed" portion of cousins comes from. So if your first cousin (your aunt or uncle's child) has a baby that baby is your first cousin once-removed. And if YOU then have a baby, your baby and your cousin's baby are second cousins.
0xDEC0DE
"Why didn't we have a game for this?"
Describes something with a well-known name
CookieMonstersCrumbs
#29 This was the funniest one from that question.
memorialized on imgur, way back in 2016 and it's probably older than that.
PapaJoeNH
#42 At my theater you can just walk in to any movie you like. There are 2 teenagers working in the whole place and neither is checking tickets
Aeonika
They are not paid enough to give a shit
MapleSyrupMafia
If you look confident, it works. Two of my friends got in a music festival pretending to be part of the cleaning crew. I've worked security for two summers in festivals and some people simply do not have that confidence... constantly looking at the security guard before trying is an instant red flag. Last year a dude was constantly coming to talk to me trying to get in the VIP lounge, I'm not your buddy, pal. The staff will tell my boss and I'll get in trouble.