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For the past 10 minutes I've been trying to explain to my sister-in-law that it looks like her legs are over her husbands shoulders...she doesn't see it.
Jan 19, 2015 2:56 AM
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tammerraouf
I only see a woman sitting on a man's shoulders and blasting off by shooting off her ass like a rocket.
Quigonjinnandjuice
Woo hoo salt lake temple!
hollybadass
She sees it ....she just doesn't want to admit to the stupid expensive mistake
Axxley
She's also farting clouds.
wildcatfan4life
Not sure if this is really in Salt Lake City or not. There should be like at least 4 other couples just getting married in the shot also
sarahlyzzibeth
my friend got married there and she said that they had to wait in line to take pics lol. i was married at the Mesa temple...no problems ;)
GreaterDog
That temple marriage
Annarosebyanyothername
Power to my mormon peeps!
TylersNotHereTylerWentAwayTylerGone
MORMONS!!!! YAY!
StopReadingThisUsername
Her skirts look like the world's most fabulous fart.
Crippledgirl
MORMONS
LoneDirewolf
At least wait till you get home
LordeLordeLordeYaYaYa
For missionary?
ilikegummylifesavers
Mormons!
GTiger
She looks like she's blasting off like a rocket and her husband is trying to hold her to prevent her reaching escape velocity.
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
http://imgur.com/IO6Cld8
pdiggles123
Favorite temple. Salt lake city
thatkevinguy
She sees it... she just doesn't want to feel bad about her wedding pics and wants you to drop it
iwishiwereacorndog
Looks like legs are on shoulders AND she has rocket assisted take off.
hideakikarate
She's shitting clouds, or vanilla flavored potton candy.
aRepost
Yupurineutah
That's all that Mormon girls ever shit you silly gentile.
HowDoIgetNudez
Are they not?
DaveDominaish
No, what you see is him picking her up from a standing position. The white on his torso is his arms and the back of his vest.
appollon819
Oh my god I JUST got it, his shirt is white. Wow. Now I feel a little special.
scurvyturtle
*head pat* it's ok
rylecx
Here I am just trying to figure out how that's not what this is
OtherBarryDylan
I see you, Salt Lake Temple.
frodoslostfinger
I got married there
garydee
NORMANS UNITE
prattleassassin
http://www.cheersboston.com/images/fans_norm.jpg
thesantafeshuffle
You must be AMAZING at eye spy, being able to see a gigantic building like you did.
OldSpice
The sarcasm runs deep in you young one. Cherrish this gift
monstasauce
mormons unite!
Plumbus
What goes on inside: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQR-a2I5LdE
Plumbus
Weird, downvoted? I thought people would like to know, it's fascinating.
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Plumbus
Gotcha, thanks! I toured a temple, and the inside was very similar. You are right about the green. Will delete soon, thanks again!
BANANAFLAKE
Wait a minute... I live kinda close to that stupid thing.
counslor
I did too, but I moved away. Life has been much better since that move.
tank302
I always up vote mormons...
thewildplum
Because they're Mormon, they're married and they want to get it on ASAP.
nateraaade
This and any other married couple...
thewildplum
MOST just-married couples have already enjoyed a couple years of sinful copulating so the wedding night urgency isn't *quite* the same.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
But mostly Mormons. For sure Mormons.
nateraaade
Ha personally, I don't think it's a bad thing. But I really do get why most couples don't wait till marriage. :)
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
I drew little shoes at the bottom of his shirt so she can see it. http://imgur.com/l8DMP42
TheLodown
PeachofRenly
Aww de kitty winked
Server614
OMG! I can't stop laughing at the little shoes!
slurpuffeveryday
Looks like she is farting a glorious train of white fuzz
Stuntminer202
It looks like she's taking off......... Houston, we have a problem
mblakeman2001
Yeah she is farting a gigantic ball of smoke and he is the launchpad.
thisthingsibelieve
Those shoes are fab!
KnifeWieldingCunt
Hahahahahaha nice
PandaOfTheLazy
looks like pooping out bubble foam
GrantCalibre
You're doing god's work, sir.
v4vampire
YOU'VE MADE IT WORSE! ALL I CAN SEE NOW
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
His vest back and sleeve tinted, her legs showing, http://imgur.com/IO6Cld8
DoctorOwly
Thank you!
Aggretsuko
she got some nice calves and foot arches
rebel9
I was unable to visualise this, thank you.
pepperonipizzabacon
you ruined it.
RabbitoftheMoon
Ohhh, those are his ARMS. I was so confused
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
Where did you think her feet were?
soundguyg
Me too!! I thought all that white on him was part of her dress!
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
That would be a very ugly dress.
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
Where did you think his arms were?
JustBeCoolBruh
That's strangely hot
UmbraPenumbra
Thanks, I can finally understand what's going on.
ILoveCreamPies
Thank you! I was wondering what was making it look like her legs lol
Jesusdo
I'd never thought I'd see the Salt Lake Temple here on Imgur. Wow
katie1905
Mormons
BuildHerACakeOrSomething
:D
TheSealPushedMe
Present!
shakavaka
Always upvote mormons
bitterapplepie
mermerns
GrummellGruman
How do we know they're Mormons? Seriously. I'm not being snarky.
katie1905
It's a modest dress and the Mormon temple is behind them :)
ResidentMormon
As a Mormon I can confirm
VladimirTootin
In front of a temple, modest dress, rm haircut; good money days yes
Mercalus
Common knowledge for just all Utahns, regardless of mormon status
GrummellGruman
Utahns?...naw go with like Utahnions or sutten. You gotta have that ring to it.
heyguysimtom
As a mormon, we know our own kind
GrummellGruman
oooh sneaky sneaky lol
Tilloucifer
just trust us. they're Mormons m8
GrummellGruman
why is it when someone says "trust me" my eyes narrow and i instantly think someones messing with me
matthewsaurusrex
Anyone else in the SLC play the "spot the singles ward couple" game during conference?
Hot4Professor
Ok, I'm laughing 'cuz that sounds like a drinking game....
INeedSeriousMedication
As long as the drink is juice
YourFriendCat
Yessss. And I wait for Uctdorf to mention airplanes. And play conference bingo!
BreastInspector
Line up the following for a really quick bingo: stop watching porn, read the BOM, bonus, prayer, and children are precious.
matthewsaurusrex
Is that why Mormons watch that? For bingo? Does the winner get salvation??
jinnkid97
Conference bingo is more for little kids to help them pay attention, for the rest of us its just a joke
EB109
Nah man just a joke
YourFriendCat
Yes. And the loser gets salvation too ;)
unculteredswine
Mormons of imgur... UNITE!
sansabina
we have! we're all at /r/exmormon
unclaimedpants
Who knew there were so few of us
GilgameshWulfenbach
The instant I saw the temple I was worried there would be some horrible comment at the bottom of the picture
BlackToTheFuschia
AWWWWW YEAH
TylersNotHereTylerWentAwayTylerGone
Whooooo!!
gandalfcheated
Gosh dang it. Am I late? How come I never hear about these things?
DoesCanadaReallyExist
I'm not a Mormon anymore, does that count?
counslor
Ex Mormon here, can I still be a part of?
kamakaziK
Sure thing! (Come back??)
unculteredswine
Hell ya. All day
Luprand
*heck
SuckAnElf
There are dozens of us, dozens!
ResidentMormon
Prolly more though
Wombatfisher
Heck yeah, gosh dangit!
sansabina
who's the Presiding authority here?
Hybris51129
I lost it at this one. Next we'll have one of the 70 or 12 apostles come out of lurking.
nipplepanties
Ignore my username please and thank you
sansabina
you stake presidents are so predicable
nipplepanties
Imagine the shame as an area 70.
belackryse
I'm Here. From Finland o/ Still single looking for husband! ;D
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belackryse
http://imgur.com/p43aAtB
WillDropPantsForFood
What a coincidence! I'm single in Utah looking for a wife. *starts to get all sorts of ideas*
belackryse
Yeah, how about a date ;D
WillDropPantsForFood
Oh for sure! I've been looking for an excuse to go to Finland.
belackryse
I'll be waiting http://imgur.com/hpNmB
WillDropPantsForFood
Hooray! I'll bring the refreshments.
hmsck
Don't drink the Koolaide! j/k
popeghostfacekilla
Please bless the refreshments
Luprand
And the hands that prepared them.
SuckAnElf
To strengthen and nourish our bodies?
popeghostfacekilla
And do us the good that we need
ImJustAnAverageNerd
Brethren and sisters, Aloha!
shabana1
Whose saying opening prayer?
jinnkid97
*looks down as to not make eye contact
Dogzzz
Ya, boi!
missaligned
XD i love Mormon imgur teamups!
EB109
Woo were not alone
eggnoggy
Is it bad to admit that I browse imgur at church?
unculteredswine
Only in elders quorum cuz my wife gets after me during sacrament
somylifeisfun
unite
usersubsurfing
UNITING WITH THE MORMONS FROM VANCOUVER :D
YourFriendCat
Can we start a group? If I start a group will you join it??? I'm serious.
Wombatfisher
I'm in!
YourFriendCat
YAY! Feel free to message me on facebook. Cat Hahn
jinnkid97
I'm down for it
YourFriendCat
YESSS. Feel free to message me on facebook. Cat Hahn
Notannasomeoneelsa
that was the first thing i noticed, the temple
Notannasomeoneelsa
and then I looked at her dress to see how covering it was and it fit my thoughts. then I saw your comment. ahhh yeaa.
chappiejen
Every time I see a mormon post I get excite. So excite. Much wow.
Luprand
I'll be, like, fifteen minutes late. Is that okay?
Kpax12
Only fifteen? What are you going to do while you wait for the rest of us?
EB109
You. I like you
TheSealPushedMe
MST - Mormon Standard Time.
argo12
I'm a convert but NEVER converted to MST. I despise it.
TheSealPushedMe
I was born in the church, and I hate it too. Punctuality is totally a virtue.
mjso23
What IS on his shoulders :/
whitter86
White shirt
sdwiredude
Trust me, after this day, a lot more than just those legs will be on his shoulders...
calldrdaley
His shoulders. Her arms.
WarJesus420
It's his shirt
vande
ooohhhhh. That took me way too long to figure that out
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
http://imgur.com/IO6Cld8
TailBiter
Back of his vest is white. Took me a while to see it.
benedictinmycumberbatch
It took me ages to figure that out as well!
SmokesQuantity
He's wearing a white dress shirt and a vest that is black on the front and white in the back (I would assume that he ditched his suit)
JapanGuyJoe
His shirt is white, the illusion is coming from the vest matching his pants giving the appearance of the shirt also being the same
Idonthavealottosay
His arms
rapterturtle
I'm pretty sure it's the husbands jacket.
ZacMuerte
a pic without the dress on: (nsfw)
beautifulwatermelown
No
WarJesus420
.....well then...
ToxicPineapple
... Go on ...
ZacMuerte
*rips off your skin* (anyone else remember that cleverbot post?)
just4shiggles
Well played sir
spaghettifacebang
Kaitou
Uhhh... okay then.
jexsam
...That's enough internet for tonight, I think.
Amythyst
It's never enough internet for tonight. Get back in here!
Dollymoo
Man, and this was the first image I clicked, too. )x
ZacMuerte
see ya tomorrow, I'll make sure to find a bigger one for next time since you seem so disappointed.
cursedTinker
ZacMuerte
cursedTinker
ZacMuerte
hopethisisarelevantname
Damn it. Got me again. I'm going to have to start memorizing URLs.
nateraaade
Or adblock the ones you don't care to keep seeing haha
Amythyst
And that's half of why we get reposts :3
CanadianLadyMoose
he is wearing some kind of vest thing... but it attaches more like a bib XD
krauraurgg
Why would anyone ever wear such a hideous garment?
thisisjanet
The back of it is white
CanadianLadyMoose
what is that strap thingy then??
krauraurgg
Used to adjust the vest so it sits well around the waist. Pretty common, though usually the strap is shorter and the vest itself less puffy.
kaleighdoscope
Adjustment strap.
thisisjanet
it straps in the back
DaveDominaish
His arm and the back of his vest.
DaveDominaish
Guys, this is my first top comment. Even if it's on a third top comment. Thanks.
howdoyoucollege
You are the savior.
ifoundausernameforme
I did not see that.
guilhermedidi
excuse me while I get the pieces of my brain that are on the ground.
boobsmcgriff
Bless you.
Charbunny
Thank you.
TheBreadlord
Even with this description it took me way longer than I care to admit...
MattCookie
http://imgur.com/y4JX4Z5
DuffMan000
oooh ok. what an ugly vest
mrbenz19
Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god This guy is right!
EchosFromTheStaticVoid
You're doing gods work
TheRoyalmi
Clearly you are right, and she is also farting out smoke. IS YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW A SPACE SHIP?!
lazerwaffles
Before i even saw the caption her farting white smoke was the first thing that came to mind!
CarryKnuts
SPACESHIP SPACESHIP!
GhettoWerewolf
Rocket woman! Burnin' all your farts up here alone.
OnTheLamb
She is for now. When she gets pregnant she'll become a Mother Ship.
unownlanguage
She is obviously faring whipped cream! LET MRW HAVE MY FANTASY!
YoMTVRapz
UP-UP & AWAYYYYY
adijaviisc
I burst out laughing and woke people up.... Why is this not top comment!!!
erne1
Definitely. Your brother's hand is ALSO a flap to direct the flow of smoke to change the course of flight. Obviously.
WhenInDoubtC4
All mormons are space ships. As a mormon, I know.
GTiger
Is that what the magic underwear does?
WhenInDoubtC4
Do you want the official or the unofficial answer?
Didimeister
First photoshop attempt ever. http://imgur.com/Dz9fJlE
jeremizzle
Good enough for me!
juicyJ7
devarian
my hero
cretinousspunkbadger
Watch him as he goes
BewilderedBeaver
Like a leaf in the wind.
cretinousspunkbadger
Watch how I soar :'(
Gravitydefier
What am I doing with my life:
kapp70
The best thing I can think of.
TheLodown
BlackieChan27
She needs feet
TheRoyalmi
It's beautiful. It's like taco-bell meets anus.
rezorrand
Beautiful things.
LurkerinDenial
I realised I needed this, and there you were: gloriously providing. Have an upvote!
jitspoe
God's work.
Omgitsadonut
thunderpants 2: when ladies fart.
temporalpairofsox
what are you doing ?, the right thing....you're doing the right thing sir !
Jarachnaphobia
Making good on your user name. Thats what youre doing.
MiloCoatedBanana
http://imgur.com/4T0xw9P
LaBotte
Looks like Worms Armageddon's explosions
aRepost
She's been holding that santorum in all through the ceremony.
rzeki
*Slow clap*
Caspergirl
Googled the definition of "santorum". Wikipedia did not disappoint
TheDouche
Lube, semen, and feces as a byproduct of anal sex.
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
That's all I can see
JoeChill
she doesn't WANT to see it.
iclosemyeyesijustcantsleep
I cannot unsee it now
Drakhma
yup
newbers
Those were my exact words ha
WhoKnowsIfItsFredorGeorge
I also love/hate your name. I can/n't relate to it at all
TerminalVentures
All I can see is what looks like the bride of SpaceX's new space capsule launching over some dude
thatmanmoe
Not just that. Her feet are pointing backward!
DaveDominaish
That's his arm and the back of his vest.
embiggenator
IAlwaysUpVoteBarbraStreisand
http://imgur.com/TbceL5J
GimmeAttention
Exactly what I see in the Picture at the first Moment!
upp3
I can see also the fluffy fart.
blaergh
1st thing I saw
prexx
3...2...1... take off
MissSpelledTattoo
Took me forever to figure out those were his arms in a white shirt
Masterofdisgust
OH
Cerinna
I needed this comment to figure it out.
Stutley
Ahhh!
WadeWilsonAKADeadpool
I didn't even know it was his arms. Thank you
overproved
Thank you!
IComeWithWifi
And NOW I understand what I'm seeing.
impoverishedWASP
Even after reading your comment it took me a second.
SOIXONTENEUFguy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SOIXONTENEUFguy
i still dont see it
SOIXONTENEUFguy
OH NOW I SEE IT
IOnlyCameHereForTheCatsButThenStayedForTheFeels
I only figured that out from reading your comment!
octopamine
Ooooooooh! Thank you!
Imghurrr
Even after I read your comment it took me awhile to figure that out
Mycplus
I wouldn't have gotten it if I didn't read your comment.
LadyBrady
Ohhhh that's what it is!
sharpiemay
I didn't even see it until I read your conment.
ffseverythingistaken
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KnifeWieldingCunt
Haha haha I didn't even realize!
Idonthavealottosay
Oooohhhh
Venter
This post deserves more than 541 upvotes. It explained this post to more than 541 people :3
arealapple
Well, it got 5 more.
CarlosSpicyweiner
Took me till I read your comment.
Trustthedoctor
me either
DrunkEagle
This.
Hackmet
Precisely :D
SparklingCockWaffle
Didn't even realize that until I read your post
ShelobTheGreat
Who the heck wears half a vest?
Whateverthehellyouwant
It's not a half vest! Haha. Most vests are the colour of the suit on the front and another colour on the back.
Klaethis
Most tuxes only come with half vests.
HaniiPuppy
Someone with a better half?
thehoff37
Ayyyyyy
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
lmao