0neManBucket

893 pts · July 12, 2016


I have as much power as the pope, it's just that no one believes me. Bet you a dollar!

Almost every woman's profile I see is either blank, a link to their Instagram, or a list of things they hate :/. Not every one, but most...

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Her boyfriend is a shitty magician with neck tattoos. I'd cry too.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Best way I've heard it put is that a PM is someone who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in a month.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

He looks more like Betty White every day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally. Truth in advertising.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean...you probably could. Once.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lies. They were born of fire, blood, and hubris.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get it. My golden is dumb too. <3

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has a good beat, but where's the meowlody?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's the end of fungi! Did his dog get ringworm or something?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm. I think our usernames may have been sourced from the same place.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're all rocking it. ?‍♂️

3 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

Sound advice in any situation.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone currently in Ohio against my will...do it. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. *Not counting Florida

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So just out of curiosity where would one have to go on earth to get the absolute fucking farthest away from the ocean?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't need this post to remind me I'm old now. My knees did that this morning.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well shit. All I really took away from this is even if you live to 99 years of age it doesn't get any better.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for tuning in listeners! Please enjoy the next 23 hours of static followed by the weather.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoa, just yesterday I had the random thought that I didn't know if she was still alive. I swear I didn't mean to use my mind for evil.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could not have said it better. My mom's voice could always plant a little seed of peace no matter what was going on.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will do one load a week and separate nothing until Valhalla calls me home. And I'll pack it in there with a broom handle if I have to.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not much for tradition, but I feel like I can get behind this one.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ernest Scared Stupid. TF did y'all watch all these grown-up type fucked up movies as children?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is super interesting!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly it got tired

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We are truly doomed as a race ?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Complete nonsense. I'm 37 and still useless.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0