893 pts · July 12, 2016
I have as much power as the pope, it's just that no one believes me. Bet you a dollar!
Almost every woman's profile I see is either blank, a link to their Instagram, or a list of things they hate :/. Not every one, but most...
Her boyfriend is a shitty magician with neck tattoos. I'd cry too.
Best way I've heard it put is that a PM is someone who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in a month.
He looks more like Betty White every day.
Finally. Truth in advertising.
I mean...you probably could. Once.
Lies. They were born of fire, blood, and hubris.
I get it. My golden is dumb too. <3
It has a good beat, but where's the meowlody?
Well that's the end of fungi! Did his dog get ringworm or something?
Hmmm. I think our usernames may have been sourced from the same place.
They're all rocking it. ?♂️
Sound advice in any situation.
As someone currently in Ohio against my will...do it. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. *Not counting Florida
So just out of curiosity where would one have to go on earth to get the absolute fucking farthest away from the ocean?
I didn't need this post to remind me I'm old now. My knees did that this morning.
Well shit. All I really took away from this is even if you live to 99 years of age it doesn't get any better.
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Whoa, just yesterday I had the random thought that I didn't know if she was still alive. I swear I didn't mean to use my mind for evil.
Could not have said it better. My mom's voice could always plant a little seed of peace no matter what was going on.
I will do one load a week and separate nothing until Valhalla calls me home. And I'll pack it in there with a broom handle if I have to.
I'm not much for tradition, but I feel like I can get behind this one.
Ernest Scared Stupid. TF did y'all watch all these grown-up type fucked up movies as children?
That is super interesting!
Clearly it got tired
Yup
We are truly doomed as a race ?
Complete nonsense. I'm 37 and still useless.
Almost every woman's profile I see is either blank, a link to their Instagram, or a list of things they hate :/. Not every one, but most...
Her boyfriend is a shitty magician with neck tattoos. I'd cry too.
Best way I've heard it put is that a PM is someone who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in a month.
He looks more like Betty White every day.
Finally. Truth in advertising.
I mean...you probably could. Once.
Lies. They were born of fire, blood, and hubris.
I get it. My golden is dumb too. <3
It has a good beat, but where's the meowlody?
Well that's the end of fungi! Did his dog get ringworm or something?
Hmmm. I think our usernames may have been sourced from the same place.
They're all rocking it. ?♂️
Sound advice in any situation.
As someone currently in Ohio against my will...do it. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. *Not counting Florida
So just out of curiosity where would one have to go on earth to get the absolute fucking farthest away from the ocean?
I didn't need this post to remind me I'm old now. My knees did that this morning.
Well shit. All I really took away from this is even if you live to 99 years of age it doesn't get any better.
Thanks for tuning in listeners! Please enjoy the next 23 hours of static followed by the weather.
Whoa, just yesterday I had the random thought that I didn't know if she was still alive. I swear I didn't mean to use my mind for evil.
Could not have said it better. My mom's voice could always plant a little seed of peace no matter what was going on.
I will do one load a week and separate nothing until Valhalla calls me home. And I'll pack it in there with a broom handle if I have to.
I'm not much for tradition, but I feel like I can get behind this one.
Ernest Scared Stupid. TF did y'all watch all these grown-up type fucked up movies as children?
That is super interesting!
Clearly it got tired
Yup
We are truly doomed as a race ?
Complete nonsense. I'm 37 and still useless.