Happy Retro Game Day!
My youngest went as a "Professional" Wrestler
How do I get these assignments?
One of my favorites from 2 years ago!
10 years, 2 children and 1 divorce later...
It's been 10 months since I (re)posted this!
One of my favourites
WiccaWovenWkikipedia
My Secret Santa Gift(s) Arrived - INCREDIBLE!
Meh
Apparently you can hire Trump's Lawyer on cameo for $100
Last day of work! Starting my new job on Tuesday.
Pumpkin Dwight
Men, we don't know what we did.
Always remind people of their worth...
My son just started reading HGTTG - I'm so proud!
Getting my kids ready for school these days
Canadian Grocery Store
Congress took $101 million in donations from the ISP industry — here’s how much your lawmaker got:
Christmas Selfie!
Manitoulin Island, Canada
This is like the physical incarnation of every conversation I've ever had. I think we're both on the same level but then somehow I end up shirtless at the bottom of a wet staircase in a river
We're bored and he's sick - send jokes?
Dan, chill the f*ck out
Didn't expect to giggle so much after that initial quote had me thinking
Really...
My favourite place
Trust Issues?
Hell Yes!!
Driving home from work yesterday and I get stuck behind...
I am not a smart man
The best thing I've ever said to end an argument.
Super Secret Santa:
Merry Christmess!
When parents visit...
iHeart
My 10th favourite from 3 years ago
I'm dating a MONSTER
She's deaf from birth, so she doesn't bark - but she will trash talk you all night!
Some days...
Burr(ito)ains
It's my cake day and no matter the hate on Louis- this is a genuinely brilliant quote.
Edge of Hurricane Nate - Flight into Austin Texas
Fireworks!!!
Secret Santa (hand) Delivered!!
Chanting: "Dad, I'm hungry" works too.
I missed my own cake day!
Please don't be Canadian, Please don't be Canadian, Please don't be Canadian...
They finally got to meet Matt Skiba and he was literally the kindest human being.
My Son's take on my Wife and I getting seperated:
Merry Christmas!!
I guess I'm going up?
StaRvINg mY Dogs tO DeATh
Chihuahua or Croissant
March 12, 2015: The 400-page net neutrality order released by the U.S. Federal Communications Commission