101z

1818 pts · December 26, 2014


Hi dad

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you!! I'm actually proposing, so hopefully I can unlock the next achievement hahahah

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're 1st gens, but our parents are from the mainland ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm lacking in the penis you presume I have

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Outside is Aurebesh, inside is my Chinese name; his is engraved on the inside of mine.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clooose. It's my Chinese name, last character is 慧 :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aurebesh! Star Wars :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't have Luke on any of the Star Wars Convention passes/memorabilia this year either

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a remote control, so you can drive the kid around if you don't feel like them steering and ramming into a wall.

11 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 3

At the Star Wars Convention, I saw he signed everything with "David Prose - 'Darth Vader'" as if nobody knew who he was :(

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude this.. My mom kept my first dog and now I visit her on weekends ;__;

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We adopted him a month ago so he's still learning.. He's a bored drinker and has had accidents at night :( and thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I do! I can't look up for extended periods of time without blacking out, so I prefer dating guys my height (5'6")

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, it bothered me too :( Mobile upload though, so I didn't want to risk a shitty photoshop

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neimoidians were really racist against Asians, but nobody seemed to have a problem with that :/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was going to be a bunch of bullshit unsatisfying gifs because of that start.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

+1 nailed it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A what

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We had mushrooms, shallots, phyllo, and prosciutto (I'm basically making up words to sound fancy)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait why aren't they made anymore :(

11 years ago | Likes 535 Dislikes 1

Probably not. Kindergarten teachers aren't always as qualified as you'd hope.

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

My brother's kindergarten class made soup with stones they gathered and he got the shits

11 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 1

I thought Shmi supposedly got "virgin Mary" pregnant via Plagueis Force powers or something like that, but I might be totally wrong

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Analytical and formulations chemist here... I agree.

11 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 6

http://imgur.com/jHkItmN

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Piss. Piss everywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the girl. I can keep going non-stop and it just feels better and better until like the 8th time. SO nicknamed me energizer bunny.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

But the cereal makes the milk splash everywhere :( And how long do you take to pour your milk if your cereal is getting soggy.........

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4