12ocketguy

11 pts ยท November 17, 2017


I'm a ginger. I take souls and I probably have yours.

Seems like a routine crosswind landing. Pretty normal stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's nice seeing whales return to their natural habitat. I've been seeing to many land whales lately.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I see. You're the woman in the purple shirt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's a math hack. Use a calculator.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If it fits it ships for a low flat rate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zuckerborg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My dad is an installer for Comcast for 20 years. I like it because We get a ton of free premium channels.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's your education? College and major?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pounded that upvote button.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My family lost our golden retriever when I was at camp and didn't know until I got back. Still wish I could've said goodbye. Feelsbadman

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You need to to more. I don't have money but I would totally buy that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kewl

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much for living long and prospering.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what is sadness. I don't even know anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I turned myself into a pickle. I'M PICKLE RICK!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wonder is NASA got any pictures from the probe they sent to Uranus.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a ginger. I do take souls. I probably have everybodies soul in the comments.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These pilots got higher than Snoop Dogg.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is time when you get suckerd in to cheese and Alcohol. M'kay.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog won't even move it's head off it's pillow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still couldn't do it in time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gonna get your self a paper cut.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are my Earth are flat people so I can send them to the moon so all the see is the round Earth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Said man's not hot. Man can never be hot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought Bob Ross was dead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0