335 pts ยท October 30, 2014
Science!
broccoli .... yum
Beliefs have no role in the scientific method.
No. You're not ADHD....you're perfectly normal... now go run outside and play with your imaginary friends.
Why not just increment the number on the end of the name of the disease? Is 'covid-21' too confusing?
The only thing I don't have is the Bob Sirott app.
In Chicago in the '90s, there was a $100 fine for carrying a loaded pistol. A $100 bill was basically a concealed carry permit.
Put some thermochromic ink on this and you'll dry yourself off with hundred dollar bills.
Why in the name of flat earth are these bags floating above the water?
No, you zoom in.
The cheese popcorn from Garrett's is basically a small glob of melted cheddar held together by a quickly disintegrating piece of popcorn.
Looks a lot like aunt Edna.
Dude is built like a retaining wall - you're lucky your car wasn't totaled. Did you check to see if your engine was dented?
This cat just learned how to knock down 20 items at once. It's time to start worrying.
"Lisa, in this house, we obey the first wall of thermal dynamics", probably.
Break the 4th
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can just walk in to Wally World while it's closed for repairs. The moose out front should've told you.
Food p0rn
NO! Vacations cause tourism!
These animals are smart enough to know that the human's hand is not food... pity.
Copy cat
Crisis actors.
Um, there's air in that syringe.
Just a simple "ASYMPTOMATIC" across the shoulders should do the trick.
Ok, now do a chirping smoke detector.
It would be better if they used a corvid.
I'll show myself out.
Science!
broccoli .... yum
Beliefs have no role in the scientific method.
No. You're not ADHD....you're perfectly normal... now go run outside and play with your imaginary friends.
Why not just increment the number on the end of the name of the disease? Is 'covid-21' too confusing?
The only thing I don't have is the Bob Sirott app.
In Chicago in the '90s, there was a $100 fine for carrying a loaded pistol. A $100 bill was basically a concealed carry permit.
Put some thermochromic ink on this and you'll dry yourself off with hundred dollar bills.
Why in the name of flat earth are these bags floating above the water?
No, you zoom in.
The cheese popcorn from Garrett's is basically a small glob of melted cheddar held together by a quickly disintegrating piece of popcorn.
Looks a lot like aunt Edna.
Dude is built like a retaining wall - you're lucky your car wasn't totaled. Did you check to see if your engine was dented?
This cat just learned how to knock down 20 items at once. It's time to start worrying.
"Lisa, in this house, we obey the first wall of thermal dynamics", probably.
Break the 4th
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can just walk in to Wally World while it's closed for repairs. The moose out front should've told you.
Food p0rn
NO! Vacations cause tourism!
These animals are smart enough to know that the human's hand is not food... pity.
Copy cat
Crisis actors.
Um, there's air in that syringe.
Just a simple "ASYMPTOMATIC" across the shoulders should do the trick.
Ok, now do a chirping smoke detector.
It would be better if they used a corvid.
I'll show myself out.