1zzy

4614 pts ยท November 22, 2011


That's fucking gorgeous...

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who has seen this on 6 of the last 10 cars she's passed, I'm fucking jealous of top-comment-person. Fuck you Browning.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I MEANT TO DO THAT!!

14 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You do know we go to the bathroom in groups because we're talking epic shit about the guys we're currently hanging out with right?

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...Tea bending? But. But. But. THEY'RE FIRE NATION!! *fangirl brain explosion* He heats it in one episode but there is no bending!

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...what happens when they show up on your doorstep with whatever random shit they can charge you with because you're a raging douche?

14 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a parent, I'm fucking sobbing. I can't imagine the pain they're going through. She will live on and be remembered by the lives she saved

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm a child. I swear. I'm unattended. Totally. Completely unattended. Plz give me to the Goblin King damnit! Someone wish me away please!

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@thepiratenurse The word you were looking for was elegance. Unless you're hearing the light posts talk. If you are, seek medical attention.

14 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

If you think women don't know what a chimera is, you're hanging out with the wrong women. Simple as fucking that.

14 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 4

@Mathusrayn We had a tv that you had to smack the fuck out of to get the sound to come back. We trashed it when you had to do it 12x an hour

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to the mall the other day. The mallrats were infants and weren't smoking or loitering or anything. I felt old and sad. I'm 24. Srsly?

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you have this, I'm not fucking you. On principle because this is just lame as hell. The blood splatter one though gets you into my pants.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My daughter has one. It's our duty to pass on the epic to our children.

14 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who the hell is taking pictures of scenegirls during the morning after? Give the little bitches some privacy if they can't have dignity.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Mugglicious That is *not* ridiculous. It shows you are a wonderful person with taste and intelligence and a true champion of justice. <3

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@mmmyes That would be public relations, kid. Try to keep up.

14 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My Dad told me that the this was the true reason for the buddy system. He also said never feel bad about tripping my sisters should it occur

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You. You. This. You. What have you done?! *sobs and runs from the room*

14 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

As a bitch, I put on my shoes the minute you hit that first snore. Your bed is lumpy and you keep the thermostat too high. I'm done here.

14 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Not allowed on the couch? That thing *is* a fucking couch! The furniture has developed sentience! *flees*

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mittens...of DESTRUCTION!!!!

14 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Wtf were you doing searching around under fridge?

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't the sweater of virginity. I am female and he is fucking hot and I'd tap that. So hard.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gonzo's nose is horribly reminiscent of a flaccid penis...

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't know if I want the girls or their clothes more. It's a very close competition. The red haired one I just want it all. Now. Plz.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you in NC? This is something I can totally see my sister doing...

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel we should be allowed to vote people about of our gender. Just totally kick them out of the womanclub. These ppl would be first to go.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@ccrraasshh I had a horse riding instructor too fat to get on a horse when I was a kid and wondered the same damn thing about her.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter did cowgirl princess one time. Dress and wand, boots and hat. Her princess always get a farm and horses but no man in sight. <3

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0