2332001

2351 pts ยท January 1, 2016


Decipher my username correctly, and I'll buy you a pizza, heck, I'll make it two.

She makes an ant want to speak Spanish

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

not to the children !!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they probably would've ended up in government positions if their party won

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

did y'all miss the ho ho ho reference?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

doot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

he's Jose Biden

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did too, but then it struck me that traffic lights are in a vertical row of three lights and not one, to cater for the colorblind folk.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why is there a floating Tim Howard head though?

9 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 6

Sir Ben Collins it is then

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you need to try Jollof rice. It's West African and every country claims to make it best, so go with whichever recipe you're comfortable with

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what if I've run out of blinker fluid, and I'm broke?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very well done sir. The old man seemed more excited for this than you were.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His wife is a professor at my community college, kinda weird to approach her with a request like that, but I've been wanting to.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm so damn happy you didn't leave us hanging halfway through.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good ma!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

his dynasty is a quack one though

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

now how the hell does http://www.movie-locations.com find the locations?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

just a reminder that October is month 10/12 so I'm not sure about the only part....and yes the rate is staggeringly high

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

careful, we don't want Nicholas Cage anywhere near him

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Brit ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well, now we know he was accounting for his 10 seconds of fame

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or maybe golf balls are made from nokias

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hehe I stopped at joint.....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

you uh...up for a uh .... switch-a-crotch?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

....what she said...bye

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"not common to not".....he means it's pretty common

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these mentions of uncut, and no penis jokes.....is this imgur?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 gave me the chuckles

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0