28ducks

5148 pts ยท April 23, 2012


"My pickle started off life in a jar... And now it's in one again!"

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Drake the type of nigga to softly say "ahhhh" after sipping his tea

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He must be 35 to run for president and therefore can't run until 2020

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I got nein-ty nein problems but a bitch ain't one

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The legendary fartharder replied to my comment I'm gonna cry

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Ayyyooooo

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Yes this is Michigan yesterday, but what about Michigan in the future? What about its dreams and aspirations?

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Did you just

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No

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Left super villain needs to wash his car

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No

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Joke so dark it was killed in police custody

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Ayyyoooo

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This is so old they're probably both graduated by now

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/funny never quits

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I can't look away. This needs the front page, STAT!

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"I've pretty much been leaving like a breadcrumb trail of gayness"

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All strawberry jokes aside, I'm proud of you and I hope you are happier now :)

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Thatsapenis.gif

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Professional on and off the court. He sets the standard for other professional athletes

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Hi Mothafuckin Mailman, I'm Dad!

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But based on the above picture, we can assume that in this instance, this is what they meant

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That would probably be "actually watch Netflix"

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As a teen, "Netflix and chill" is code for two people going to each others' homes and doing sexual acts

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This is good. +1

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"Let them eat cake"

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You're doing god's work son

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I bet they have a vintage typewriter too

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This is a screenshot of an Instagram post of a screenshot of a tweet

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Too soon

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