2old4

5356 pts ยท August 25, 2011


Oof.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Goodbye. Wishing you the best.

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Great comic. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, this is comedy, isn't it? I was getting ready to visit this nice place.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She has better ways. I know.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that he is severely mentally handicapped now. All of these specific, detailed plans are WAY beyond his capacity. I don't think we really know who is pulling these strings now. It may not be somebody who is in our government.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She can bite as much as she wants from my donut. Call me.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

50 years ago we went to a cafe in the mountains with our closest friends, who recommended this little place. They told the waitress that me and my wife wanted the "special sauce". It was similar to this, but a squirt jar with confetti. A good time was had by all.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Each one of her head butts would be deadly for us humans, and those horns would really, REALLY hurt.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Facts you won't see on Fox News." That list is infinite, isn't it? How many facts are there in this world, anyway? Fox will create fiction/fantasy from anything and everything. That is how they got rich. Alice in Wonderland for the gullible, no drugs requred.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I suck at both. Well, suck might not be correct, but that's the point. IDK.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can you tell?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tis but a scratch.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better to have your enemies in FRONT of you.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She wants some ice cream, suggesting that she's poor and hungry. Offer her a few dollars. You're welcome.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait...that's considered little??? OMG. Nevermind. I'll be leaving now.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recycling poop has also been done. Dogs seem to like it! No thanks. I just ate.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

When I was in high school a girl accidentally punched me like that. She meant to miss but didn't. It hurt. Oops!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF? Nope.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

"I have a particular set of skills..."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's a female. They are bigger and get scars from mating. Tough life.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom, I've met the girl of my dreams!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of people use handcuffs for "activities". So I hear.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, you beat me to it!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You should marry her!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, I could also be quick and witty...but I'm not quick, or witty.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We automatically assume that's a woman. Interesting.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for posting this. Says it all...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 cops offered to take her home...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0