3rdoption

1001787 pts ยท October 22, 2014


I thought he was sucked into an MRI machine by his piercings. What is that anyway?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll go learn to make stone tools.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's an irregular plumbus, if I've ever seen one. And I haven't.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had jork peanamus in Jamaica. Very spicy.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll have none of that sort of language around here!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like this theory!

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Perfect for a parti.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They make damn good birthday cakes.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you call a wading bird with a hair piece? A heron with hair on.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor thing. I've always felt sorry for creatures with exaggerated fangs exactly for this reason.

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I didn't sign anything, so I guess it doesn't apply to me.

3 days ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

That kitten's going places!

3 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

What's the powder?

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me halfway through the video "Now try it without the bottles falling ov... I'll just go ahead a shut tf up now."

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even an orange senile pedo clock...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice rack.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

BIG BUN!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At the end they say "you can't go home, but you can't stay here either". Get it? Because they're nomads?... I'll see myself out.

4 days ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Beat me to it.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why you gotta harsh my happy?

6 days ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

I think it's time for my colonoscopy.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pining for the Siberian fjords.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Take mine."

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still think it was the Pitbulls with the jet engines. The regular ones were totally safe.

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