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5532 pts ยท July 28, 2015


Much feels for your loss, OP. Also, you are 10/10.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

Damn, a broomstick in the urethra's GOT to sting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Norwegian? Then it's totally correct.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this is how to spell Marzipan.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Mmmmm. Goosebumps.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't have. Kung fu panda?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's Discount Jack Black. What you need?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Comrades who forget to file down cracker bumps get sent to Siberia.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't change the image for a better resolution while in gallery, so it's nixels.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was you, wasn't it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't know that you have to ask for a table to be seated, you don't just seat yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Case *in* point. Or in this case, pointers in case.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

See description edit above for image.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See description edit above for image.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See description edit above for image.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fucking ew!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That's just what they want you to believe. Paint ain't afraid of nuthin'.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's too close to the wall, which decreases his safety zone while it also increases the splash back force and puts him in harm's way.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I agree with you, but advice like this while you're on a bender is ironic.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, I wish. Nicolas Ritter. Great work.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this gif, whatever you all say!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breathe easy... you never need to stop.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing as lazy as a screen grab of tl;dr with no title or description.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's called wabi-sabi. ;)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Post a dicktater if you must but please never say hubster.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Starry

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just withdrawal you're feeling.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1