8bits1beard

35952 pts ยท November 21, 2012


Voice Actor, Techie, Foodie, midnight toker.

#34 Garry Shandling, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer

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#18. Nancy Reagan, Former First Lady of the United States of America

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#2 Rick Harris, Actor and Comedian.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many more times must this be re-posted?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I realize it's 6 months later, I'm trying to help find my parents truck that was stolen this past summer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd talk to your college adviser about enrolling in a Pre-Composition class.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and for the record, I do not believe any one race of human is better than the next or have any ill will towards any shade of skin color.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, you weren't the one getting fucked in the ass daily by the neighbor.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

downvote because I've seen this several times before and it was not prefaced as NSFW because these are not.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist: The questioning father is on the top.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about Roo?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TIL a jacket does not prevent pregnancy.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ants make up at least 15% of the terrestrial animal biomass of our planet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How I felt going from Neutral to Glorious. #itdoesntgetbetter

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha trick question, both pills are gold.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Atomic FIreball Company is just increasing production by introducing a 3rd shift team. Demand is high for them nowadays.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 36 year old male I find almost everyone is annoying and irresponsible.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because everyone has their own preferences.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was not hostile nor do I lack an understanding. I am indifferent about historic relics. Fuckwad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL how they make Hot Pockets.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What really disturbed me was Nick Offerman sans moustache.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mmm Judy Reyes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good thing you were riding with your shield down, oh wait you weren't.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is it possible for someone with nearly impenetrable skin, an ability of Aquaman, to get several large tattoos?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've looked into space before but that doesn't make me an astronomer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've eaten a carrot before and that doesn't make me a rabbit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call up your local wedding videographer or video processing business and they can convert this to a DVD for you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The American Race Card, never leave home without it. - T. "lollipop suckin" Savalas

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I would rather live in a word of illiterate people than one where people cannot complete basic life skills and take care of their kids.

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