AMRDT

10673 pts ยท June 28, 2018


But does it also work with a cloth dipped in Chloroform?

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The problem is neither the question nor his response - the problem is all the people who really think he is misjudged and underappreciated.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's the opposite of No Nut November.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard, but I think I can work with this...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop messing with the German Chancellor!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-"I have no fear of stepping on a landmine." +"OK. Then play hopscotch in a mindfield, you hypocrite!"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I hope you remembered to put in some herbs ... for the flavour.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a moment you got me - I was really wondering, if someone was offended by the "black" in her name. Is "black-naming" a thing in the US?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else tele-worried about that "...I thouhgt it should be me"-part?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sooo.... "Tactical Blackface" was a thing back then?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where's the sound, Lebowski ?!?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also choose this womans dad.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Slartibartfast Construction Corp. at it's best.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you are called a zoomer because you don't know details about foreign TV shows... ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet turn-the-letters-girl would have preferred the D.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We are doing a great job because we are going through the ...*counts spikes* ...the 13th wave."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So "Choose a profession you like and try to be awesome in it." is not part of these family values. Nor is "Get you own shit together first."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You also never explained your blowjob recipe...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Oompa Loompa has got some serious moves.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Who is that third guy? Earl Grey?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that bikini scene in the netherlands? I'm sure it's fine there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The people have spoken - it's a 'no'.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing special - I can see people getting dumber everyday at work.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is like watching 'Ganbare! Kickers' without the soccer-stuff.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you put it on endless loop? Then it could repeat "I can't breathe!" when you're already unconscious.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Argument my dad used in discussions before he beat me with a jumper-cable.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Eddie is right: she still got it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0