Decided to try on my Halloween costume while I was waiting for risotto to cook.
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On a list of things I never thought I'd be doing, riding on the roof of a fire engine in a St. Patrick's Day parade was up there
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I'm not sure how to respond to that...
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Not the most exciting superhero...
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I got sunglasses for my parents' dog
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Agri Supply has a bunch of empty shelves, weird.
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I looked over my parents' banister and their cat was shocked to see me.
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This was an important scene for me. Depression isn't always easy to recognize and/or accept, even in yourself.
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Haiti impacting Haiti.
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Someone sent me a fish pond pump from Amazon. The address didn't have my last name and my dad did not send it.
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I took my parents' dog to get ice cream. I think she likes it.
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One of these meeting room names doesn't quite follow the same pattern.
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Yogi, the Greensboro Grasshoppers mascot, has been diagnosed with inoperable cancer.
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Pretty much every alert I've ever received
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Greensboro tornado, two days later. The roof of this church was sitting in a nearby tree.
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I won two dragon boat medals today!
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I got a new Bluetooth tracker. It's literally a nut button.
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I found this chonky reindeer at my parents' house.
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It seems my grandfather appreciates cat pictures no matter who it's from.
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Me when I wear my dragon boat medals to the grocery store after the race
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Two months ago she was scared of the big truck I drove
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Someone was stepping all over me in the middle of the night. I have a suspect in custody.
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You don't have to put on the red light
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Eight years ago, my mom said she would never have a pit bull. Yesterday she was trying to take a selfie with her favorite pit.
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My mom recently joined Instagram and has gotten into taking selfies
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This is the view from my hotel room
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My parents' cat is my spirit animal.
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She wants to sleep on my bed.
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After a recent inoperable cancer diagnosis, Yogi, the Greensboro Grasshoppers mascot, has passed.
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"I bet there will be flying cars in the future"
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There's missing cat without his bowtie on
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My mom REALLY gets into Christmas decorating
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Asked my parents what tattoo they'd get. My dad said, "her, my best friend". He meant the dog, not my mom.
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I don't claim to be a Gate City expert or anything but I am fairly certain that this is not a picture of Greensboro.
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Last Christmas, my parents' tree was knocked over. After months of investigation, I have a suspect.
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For my 7th birthday, my parents said we were getting something that started with the letter C. He took his final breath today.
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I had this weird feeling that someone at the stoplight was watching me
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This boat at the lake where my dragon boat team practices has been sitting so long it's growing two pine trees.
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My parents' dog always wants to greet me as soon as she sees my car pull up
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This dog looks like it's got...a bone to pick.
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One of my Twitter jokes got out of hand and I ended up making a cake for my car's 20th birthday.
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I accidentally introduced my mom to the world of memes.
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Nugget saw herself on the reverse camera screen.
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I stepped on a squeaky toy at my parents' house in the middle of the night
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The security system at my sheriff's office malfunctioned and dispatched police to the scene.
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"Let me put your coat on, sweet girl, it's cold out." -My mom who said she never wanted a pit bull
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I climbed 78 flights of stairs today. (For reference, the Chrysler building is 77 stories.)
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Is this the You vs. The Guy She Tells You Not to Worry About of grocery stores?
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Woke up next to this bitch
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I'm pretty sure my parents' dog was killed by a UPS driver in her past life.
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I'm seeing a slight logistical problem here...
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My mom recently joined Instagram and she's gotten into posting any meme she thinks is cute.
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I finished designing the tattoo I'm planning to get
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I recently got veneers and last night was the first time I smiled with confidence since elementary school.
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My mom recently joined Instagram and it seems the dog has become her model.
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Fun Fact: Lighters are actually full of magic.
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