349 pts · July 7, 2017
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica
I live in Calgary and a couple days ago I woke with a very thin blanket of snow on my car. That’s about it.
Awe! I always wanted a rat but they are illegal in my province :(
Meredith sons calls him Mr. Poop not Mr. Fart.
At my work we have to ask open ended questions like what brought you into the store today? Something the costumer can’t answer yes or no to
I’m pretty obsessed with her song “I Was Gonna Cancel” right now. I find the chorus super catchy!
I remember watching that episode with my dad and having to ask him what a suppository was. “A pill you stick in your ass” I was horrified.
Apple was dying so he planted it, came back to him as a healthy tree. He was hoping that if he water the grave the person would come back
My gpa is missing the tip of his finger, He told us that he lost it picking his nose & said to never pick our nose or we’d lose a fingertip
Scary Movie 2
We don’t know that for sure, she could be preparing at her sisters/friends house (maybe thats why there’s 2 vehicles in the driveway)
She knew she wasn’t able to give him an ass whooping because of the camera there.
(/2)but I loved her & had her since she was a pinky. She would curl up in my hands & fall asleep. Just know you gave Pete the best life ever
I lost my hammy Fa’NayNay 4 years ago & I still miss her. Sorry for your loss. Ppl didn’t understand my pain cuz she was just a “rodent”(1)
You mean she is gunna slob on your nob like corn on the cob
My pups name is Misha too! Very cute! We named her after a WoW Character!
Probably because the front page consists of wankers telling Imgur how they owe their husbands blowjobs because they spent money.
What about Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil?
I live in Calgary and a couple days ago I woke with a very thin blanket of snow on my car. That’s about it.
Awe! I always wanted a rat but they are illegal in my province :(
Meredith sons calls him Mr. Poop not Mr. Fart.
At my work we have to ask open ended questions like what brought you into the store today? Something the costumer can’t answer yes or no to
I’m pretty obsessed with her song “I Was Gonna Cancel” right now. I find the chorus super catchy!
I remember watching that episode with my dad and having to ask him what a suppository was. “A pill you stick in your ass” I was horrified.
Apple was dying so he planted it, came back to him as a healthy tree. He was hoping that if he water the grave the person would come back
My gpa is missing the tip of his finger, He told us that he lost it picking his nose & said to never pick our nose or we’d lose a fingertip
Scary Movie 2
We don’t know that for sure, she could be preparing at her sisters/friends house (maybe thats why there’s 2 vehicles in the driveway)
She knew she wasn’t able to give him an ass whooping because of the camera there.
(/2)but I loved her & had her since she was a pinky. She would curl up in my hands & fall asleep. Just know you gave Pete the best life ever
I lost my hammy Fa’NayNay 4 years ago & I still miss her. Sorry for your loss. Ppl didn’t understand my pain cuz she was just a “rodent”(1)
You mean she is gunna slob on your nob like corn on the cob
Probably because the front page consists of wankers telling Imgur how they owe their husbands blowjobs because they spent money.
What about Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil?