AbsoluteMercenary

105009 pts ยท October 1, 2013


Before messaging me, please consider the fact that I'm a twenty one year old guy. That should dissuade most of you people. I also enjoy using gifs

MRW Someone tells me to smile for the camera

Points 33
Comments 9
Views 13077

Let the Egg Hunting Begin!

Points 31
Comments 10
Views 1178

God Help Those Working in Retail Tomorrow

Points 41
Comments 12
Views 406

When She Starts Slobberin' on Your Knob too rough and you're just standing there not knowing what to do

Points 19
Comments 9
Views 1991

In Light of my Cakeday, I give you, Pax Romana

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 307

Nothing Quite Like Wind Power

Points 24
Comments 2
Views 1527

You

Points 47
Comments 13
Views 122

This is what Defeat looks like

Points 12312
Comments 264
Views 96633

"Toasty"

Points 53
Comments 5
Views 262

When I see everyone elses resolutions versus my own

Points 18
Comments 2
Views 206

Pssst, wanna conquer some Barbarians ?

Points 2597
Comments 109
Views 58496

'Merica

Points 69
Comments 5
Views 14883

For All of your Heresy Purging Needs (Warhammer Dump)

Points 3704
Comments 246
Views 108027

When I finally found that one fly whose buzzing had kept me up for the past couple hours

Points 9
Comments 8
Views 531

Any Imgur magicians able to make this a downvote gif ?

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 225

:(

Points 25
Comments 6
Views 180

The Title's in the gif

Points 32
Comments 9
Views 1375

When it's your turn to find your friends in hide and go seek and you know where all the good spots are

Points 52
Comments 18
Views 552

That escalated quickly

Points 8204
Comments 202
Views 59417

So, That's how it works

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 65

When people ask me if I'm going to finish that last piece of food

Points 53
Comments 7
Views 773

I find out that someone on Reddit copied my OC Imgur post word for word, and it doesn't even come close to my own.

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 403

When you see a post that you know the OP was downvote baiting with

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 331

Oldie, but in my opinion, a goodie

Points 57
Comments 10
Views 76

Just what LNI Needs

Points 17
Comments 11
Views 1104

When my friend and I find someone stuck in a hole

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 299

When a girl I know complains that she can't find any funny, handsome, muscular guys for Christmas. She's like a 5 maybe 6/10

Points 11
Comments 10
Views 1727

GET OVER HERE!

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 1415

The Master of Disguise

Points 16
Comments 0
Views 2200

When it's nighttime and you realize you're in the wrong neighborhood

Points 30
Comments 10
Views 918

What I think of most of todays music

Points 38
Comments 19
Views 320

When your friend puts on some new music you haven't heard before, and it ends up being badass

Points 7318
Comments 242
Views 40610

The Avengers can't save you, IN THE THUNDER DOME!

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 13430

Watching the news on ISIS capturing a pilot from Jordan, North Korea's internet, and another cop shooting, then a segment on a celebrity comes up

Points 26
Comments 8
Views 1437

I upvote a post, and then see that it is in the negatives a few minutes later

Points 71
Comments 11
Views 2933

When a friend asks if he should ask my crush out for me

Points 31
Comments 12
Views 31992

When you think you're going to fail at something, and it actually goes amazingly well.

Points 50
Comments 10
Views 688

When you get in a fight with a person online who speaks a different language then you

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 1474

MRW People become a little bit overemotional for things

Points 42
Comments 14
Views 3015

"Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found"

Points 35
Comments 15
Views 2020

When you try to play a stealth-based game

Points 34
Comments 8
Views 385

When you have to save your drunk friend from having his "Hold My Beer Moment" at a party

Points 17
Comments 10
Views 1944

When you sneak up on your girlfriend

Points 13
Comments 15
Views 431

When one of your friends finally asks a girl out and kisses her

Points 8
Comments 10
Views 556

I'm Back Like Return Of the Jedi

Points 32
Comments 26
Views 7538
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