Adrilidexus

1340 pts ยท September 22, 2013


I am a cow. Quack.

It's been almost a year, and the most we have is that she has filed for an insanity plea. She's getting out of it, fam. It always happens.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The worst part is you damn good and well she won't get handed the right sentence.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"we believe the spider was a brown recluse" No belief needed, that's a brown recluse bite. That was gangrene and hit your nerves hard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys are worried about planking, but whenever I squat my ass can't get back up?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The nuclear testing of Bikini Atoll.

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Socially awkward gamers who live hermit lifestyles in dark bedro- I mean uhhhh not saying I live that way, of course not!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swear to god if I ever saw my girlfriend wearing this in the bedroom, I'm taking her to the groomers

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.....You mean like r/girls?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But depending on who you speak to, criticizing it is. (Though I will say those in drag pull off makeup better than most people)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Your mom so heavy she bounces like a dog ball!" "My mom IS a dog ball, dude." "....Fuck, dude."

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

According to Buzzfeed writers, though, this would be somewhat transphobic.....riiiiight?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

My soul.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude. An indie film with those balls?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What's your job, bro?" "I pat boobs." "Bro."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You used the shitty camera on purpose, didn't you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This has to be a nightmare." "Morning, dad." "Wake me up inside."

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Are you flirting with me good sir

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's mom so dense, not even light escape her black hole.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm an idiot. Yeah, the right.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is me. This is my life. Literally. Not even joking, this comic speaks to me from the heart.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The image on the left is the worst photoshop ever, we know she was wearing a thonglike undergarment...her voyeur shoots, on the other hand..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This movie was meant to make a statement politically, not to entertain. Well, they sure made a statement. They stated Sony wears a diaper

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the female cast and female team that made it doesn't really hurt it either, but it obviously was a big influence on the political end.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get me wrong, it would have been a good movie, but Sony ate shit the second they started the filtering and raging towards the fans.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm cackling like a mad man right now. I saw this coming the second I saw the trailer and production team.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

....Google lied.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try uploading through the site itself.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure it's not an older version or Optifine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0