Aillith

1810 pts ยท March 4, 2016


My vagina just sealed itself shut and swore to never open again. Can we have pics of like men doing housework, stat?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...i did not even know stand wioing was a thing. That can't be best practise for cleanliness!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. I watched it. I now feel so dirty.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just saw bits of angie I never wanted to see

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yo, listen up. Heres a story...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry - at 3am when I can't sleep cause he is snoring, I'm punching that fucker til he moves to the couch.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 15

So much this. Imhur is usually my last stop on my phone before 'sleeping'... no I actually have to sleep since imgur is ruined. Feel so lost

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Clearly this is a regular occurence if the panda knows to reach up for a lift

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Brutal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont drop it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like he just wants to take a shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Means our school years very neatly coincide with an actual year.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Australia - sort of. Summer for us is Dec to Feb - so schools break for 6 weeks of summer/christmas. They restart someime in feb/marchish

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thought one was wearing a diaper for a second

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until they break the drill in your gum..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And once a week I'd grab thrm and pull them and pull them in. They would tolerate for 10mins. Get clean. Then would want out.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you bathe them regularily from kittens they get used to it. My cats hated water, but everytime I showered would still come right up

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Accessing medical care when things happen. I hear stories from the US about 'I've hurt myself badly. Can I fix it at home?'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is why I am thankful I was lucky enough not to be born in America. I am thankfully healthy, but I have never had to think twice about

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Consider paying for an instructor for a few driving sessions, and/or a safe driver course. Dont be silent now and regret it at a funeral

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hubby and I considered sexy times, then both decided that we were tired and would just lie down instead. Yay for getting old

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like your dad does does care - he may just not understand. Well done OP for helping them both.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Hubby was grey very young. God it was hot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like this. Then I finally unpacked everything..the feeling of release was amazing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait to marry my SO. Life won't changem we are already lazy gamers hahah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Out". Not brining race into something unrelated to race. Just makes them all look stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was clear that they were going to ask because they were idiots. The simple answer was "no. Because your friend was late then he misses

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm amused the first person to throw into the issue was the person of colour. I don't see why race had to be made an issue in this exchange

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0