Aintfraid

234 pts ยท April 7, 2016


I was told by a recruiter back in 99 "I mean we can try, but 5'9 is a bit tall for anything other than cargo planes". Good luck!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. That's 100% smirnoff ice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, these answers are both horrifying and terrifying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And general height. Fighter pilots and a lot of Helo are generally short, I.E. over 5'6 is actually a disadvantage for blood flow.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I've referenced that episode 100 times but didn't know the show name *sobs in disgrace*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought. "They used steam, not open fire. eeeeewww boiled ribs"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First dates with me are 1 of 3 things. Bone in Wings. Ribs. Gooeycheese pizza. None of that dainty crap, show me the real you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have so many female friends, and I can honestly say the only "friendzone" incident was a girl that I asked out. Told no. Still Bros.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does that achieve?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that there's a chubby stoner in a beanie, and she's still rocking the bikini.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 26

You should only share with those you care..... About. fuck. Almost had it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same with reigning ass kicker Gymnast Gabby. We had the 1st 2nd and 3rd but were only allowed 2 competitors per country.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(PS I know it was batmanbreaststroke but....still)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Average imgurian, could be hanging out with other olympic greatness, but instead is chilling on imgur with a GOD DAMN MEDAL. I love you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think more like, you start living at a football camp at 5 can't leave til 25 and do nothing else all day. That's how Jackie Chan learned.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It's funny cause they were trying to do a dark one like "Dark Knight" but changed to 'light' after BvS got called 'too dark'. Womp womp.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My impact driver and my 8 inch chef knife get used like 4 days a week. My hand saw is like every 3 weeks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Train the girlfriend. Call it 'I'm your daddy day'.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jealous. That's good shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Liver like super man. Bank account like Jessica Jones.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You know there are people on imgur under 18 right? She could be older than the creep for once.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

And like all the other ones that mattered also.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All the jails near me are required to give you a jumpsuit if you are in less than full clothing, because bail hearings can be a week away.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I still can not find moderation on a map. Oh well, back to just drinking in my house.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok I haven't been up on the wrestling things in like...12 years. What's IWC? I thought Cena was WWE still?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dong Lover? Yeah he's a cool dude.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a few companies in Cali that make tub frames with cheap sheet metal over them in any form you want, for movies.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, even the US army uses $20k vehicles to fake enemy armor for training. It's not hard to fake a look.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has hit FP more times than Red heads I think.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0