AlanWakesTorch

1764 pts ยท July 9, 2019


Ava Addams trying out something new

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assistant to the branch manager

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21. Ah yes, Margot Robbie.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dancing In The Moonlight by Toploader

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go in for a scritch and get twatted by those beasty paws. Probably worth it though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, I launched into full blown alcoholism, but then I'm not a billionaire that I'm aware of.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when I say I like smacking pussies I get banned from dating apps

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favourite: Bendy-dick Cum-in-my-snatch

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mutants, and aliens, and toads beware!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like a Campino sweet.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Joanna!!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the things from a Porter Robinson music video for Language.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd kick an ambassador from the Persian empire down that.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can no longer use my right hand for that. Just doesn't work right.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Sixth Sense and keep Bruce Willis

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 everyone on Imgur on multi upvote day (or whatever it was called...)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I skim read and thought it said heroin... There's a heron in the rhyne outside my flat that preys upon moorhen chick's. Fluffy and bitesize.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he the ruler of Omicron Persei 8?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you clean it after it was on the floor? Or, you know, 5 second rule and all that.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My dog is still alive, I just can never see him again. I miss you Cocoa.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, that's good that Tony.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know what you wanna do with that? Put a banging donk on it.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did they flush the sign?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12.5m of that went to Demi Moore alone.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, how come everyone has more exciting lives than I do.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I don't know, I could still be misreading this. I don't want to make things awkward.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0