Albedo12

627 pts ยท April 7, 2022


I'm so old, I used to have a Hotmail account that was just my initials.

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Savage subtitles from the BBC version.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The origial etch lord.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You spelled 'updraft' wrong.

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"You got any of those special allergy tissues?"
"Yeah, but not in the way you're thinking."

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Had a pet squirrel once. It was nice to have a tiny buddy who would leap out of a tree onto your head to say "hi".

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, you spend way more time, way deeper inside your mother than your father ever did.

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Should ended at a locked door with a sign saying "ask at counter for the door code"

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Ah, a cello player.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"On your insurance claim you wrote 'otter damage'. Should that be 'water damage'?"
"Oh, that too!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh, the old pickle trickle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That "ka-clunk-clunk" at the start sounds like the opening of a song, but I can't quite place it.

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I once saw a whole exhibition of paintings like this. They'd set it up so you entered the gallery directly facing one, and I had no idea what was going on until I almost walked into the front end of it, which was a good few feet from the wall. I *think* the artist's name was Mayhew.

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Who's ready to ride the 'bus?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*pants softly*

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Why do people think these things are off-road vehicles? They're barely on-road vehicles.

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Saigon Alley > Diagon Alley

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you are far more likely to get ticks or fleas.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, good ol' Human Resources Giger.

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Huh. As a fat guy, when I look at a water slide I usually worry that I'm *not* gonna fit.

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Meanwhile, in actual screenshots from the show...

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#elbowdeepinahorsegirl

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