AliK34

4974 pts ยท March 16, 2012


Got that pescato smell

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only Forward by Michael Marshall Smith is another good sci-fi book.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why no pictures of overweight men if obesity in general is so offensive to you?

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

Why no pictures of overweight men if obesity in general is so offensive to you?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

First thing my boyfriend noticed when he saw me wash my face for the first time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My hometown, Sioux Falls, SD!!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You keep saying this. What is wrong with girls over 6 feet?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do school psychologist stories count?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw Buzzfeed today, too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down Satan

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still have all my beanie babies. I remember having some rare ones as a kid and thinking, "I'm going to be rich someday!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need an adult.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that's true, then why don't most gay dudes wear diapers?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It was 0 degrees where I live, so I spent most of my morning huddled under an electric blanket.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People would say "We went to college together." I thought you had to find someone to go to college with you. I worried about finding someone

11 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Same!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her boobs are shiny?

11 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 4

What a twist!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a Chinese economics prof who pronounced bonus as "boners," as in "The test will be hard but I give you boners."

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

My dog just sits by the door. Works pretty well.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Worth it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP is lonely.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Source: I played college volleyball and am now a volleyball coach.

12 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 5

It doesn't matter if the ball hits the ceiling. As long the ball drops on the same side after hitting the ceiling, it is still fair play.

12 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 6

I went to the same high school as January Jones!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These "facts" are written so awkwardly.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost downvoted because of how pervtastic this was. Then I read your username. +1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No homo!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see way more posts about how feminism is evil than posts about how men are evil.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0