Alitain

255 pts ยท October 12, 2013


This was me a couple years ago when everything was covered in a layer of ice. Except I had already slipped and fell twice trying to walk up some guy's driveway, the second time sliding back down the driveway on my ass before he came out and I walked across his snow covered yard to hand him the box where he was on his wrap around deck. Not the last time that day I slipped and fell, shittiest day and one no delivery driver should've been out in but hey, we never matter.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I would inquire about what kind of cheese he used for said sandwich. Depending on the kind of cheese it's entirely possible his reaction was just. XD

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They totally can be when they're Bond Birds(if you get it, you get it!)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, so he wants women's votes to count as more than one? Or just that they get more than one vote as opposed to men who only get a single vote per person? XD

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh, will liquid trees cause a forced evolution where we start seeing aquatic squirrels? I want to see the aquatic squirrels that evolve for having to live in these 'liquid trees'.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well call me jealous

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That isekai light novel series sounds far too unbelievable for me, think I'll pass.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny cause Kermit has been more successful for longer than Fox News has been in business so like...yeah. I'd rather have had him speak to my graduating class. Then again my HS graduation didn't have any famous speakers or anything, so maybe that's just a college deal.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still rooting for Tobias, fight the good fight against the Yeerk!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean lets be honest, it'd be worse if she was being cast as a teenager in some upcoming high school movie. Or college student.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then make sure to buy them the companion Kids Cooking Kit so they can put their dissection projects to good use.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dog's like "Nope, hot out not gonna leave bucket"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just in time to be a plot element in the upcoming Buffy reboot. Also now doomsday preppers can stock canned blood in their bunkers along with the canned milk, canned meat, and canned water...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, I'd boop a mountain lion. I mean there're definitely worse ways to die, so why not? I'd prefer to boop a cheetah as my way out but I wouldn't begrudge the mountain lion.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably cause they stick up themselves.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's BS, ICE wouldn't just stand there waiting, they'd have deported her and insisted she deliver her "illegal" spawn on the move. Cause that way there's a better chance the kid wouldn't be born on US soil. Plus they clearly don't think anything through enough to wait that long.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, that is needed. And I don't even have a car with a GPS. But it still needs to happen, so if I ever get a car with one, I'd have it available. Yep, needed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I completely disagree with this! One is NOT ENOUGH. Definitely more than one, and length of employment should also account for bonus numbers. Make it like PTO, accrued by number of hours worked. And then such fights will be posted on said businesses' social media, with all the facts leading up to the fight. Would totally boost businesses. And hey, maybe it'd teach people to be less of assholes. Okay the last part is unlikely, but one has to try dreaming sometime.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay, we suck as a country!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's sad when I see a headline and my immediately response is "Please say this is The Onion". Yeah...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or think of the mess it'll make around the litter box!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel one would regret that choice once such a cat started kneeding you at 6 am for food and broke a rib or something ha!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget "Fight the fairies, Sam! Fight the fairies!" Very wise words. Especially if your name is Sam.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man those are SO cool

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only if they keep using the shopping carts XD

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy cow, there really IS truth in advertising! XD

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's worked his entire life, probably retired or at least probably is set well enough that he has the time to pursue hobbies and passions. That's not most of us, but congrats to the guy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0