AllAmericanRejection

66381 pts · March 30, 2015


I'm so happy! Never once did I think I would make glorious! Gonna be a long ride from here to achieve the top medal! Give me a while and I'll get there though ❤! You people of imgur are who I have to thank! Up -vote after up-vote you guys have helped me! so of course I had to screw with you (read the first word of each sentence) http://imgur.com/gallery/aKaOqIh http://imgur.com/a/hTbGVmu

Here, have a giggle

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Good morning!

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My type of gang

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When I'm in a bad mood at work and my friends drop off love notes to me along with a pie

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"Rachel know what you an buy me?" *shows me a car* Yeah fuck you.

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Fucking Great.

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Luck? Luck.

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Sound not required, but suggested for maximum cuteness!

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The perfect end to a perfect day.

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"Ever seen a blue eyed box turtle? I stopped to move it off the road and had to snap some pics. In all my years I have never seen one like this"

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People in America are mean, why must my jimmies constantly be rustled?

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Mini Dump of Shen Comix

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T-T-TUMBLR!

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When a girl says this when I hit on her instead of being completely hurtful, its like bathing in the good of the world ✨

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Its been forever since I've been on imgur, therefore I don't even know whats funny to you guys anymore

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When someone tells me with my hood up I look like a Muslim?

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Wowza

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Beautiful

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I'm mostly likely leaving work early to get drunk. Picture unrelated, fuck confession bear.

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:(

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Be single for a year and suddenly nobody understands your relationship with food

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At least I wasnt raped?

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Oooo!

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No boyfriend? No problem.

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MRW A guy is flirting with me and I dont get it at first

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I've been MIA for a while, but I'm back baby! Hi Imgur!

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Chilling...

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Test, ignore the shit out of this if you can see it.

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YOU KILLED YOUR MOM KAIKURA. PEOPLE DIED.

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Drunk story time maybe?

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Guest are coming over? Nah. Landlord is coming over? Nah. Sending nudes that my messy room might be in the background of? Time to clean up.

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Random as fuck funny shit from my "Funny folder. Enjoy you bastards

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Yea, it hurts, buts its a necessary non-flopping accessory.

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I HAVENT SLEPT IN 2 DAYS AND I'M SUPPOSED TO SUBMIT A 40 PAGE BOOKING REPORT FOR MY JOB! HI IMGUR!

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I know these are tiring, but if imgur helps me get this to the front page ill share the cookies with the person with the top com

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Just something funny I've seen floating around

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My initial reaction to finding out that the mcdonalds right next to me is considering doing breakfast all day.

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For some reason this is fucking hilarious to me.

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Here is 5 super adorable gifs! Not as adorable as me of course though.

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We should do one for old times sake! I like seeing your faces.

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When I see the man booty

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What a wonderful night.

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Selfie thread! let's see your tired Monday morning faces

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Fell into a door and ended up pretty gracefully holding it open for someone in the process.

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Apparently the large scar on my forehead was caused by my mother chucking a hair brush at me when I was 6 because I was being annoying. I think

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Beautiful best friend material, we exchanged REAL names and she is on my list of cool people.

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Something amazing that google does.

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Your childhood is kinda like being drunk. You dont remember any of it later on and shit is usually regrettable when cameras are

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"I brought Little Caesars pizza for lunch!"

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Cute!

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I was fucking blown away, and this kid was only like, 19.

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"Unfortunately, while you wont be working Friday, you will be working Saturday and Sunday 5-4 both days."

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Hilarious and relatable. Just thought I'd share.

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My brain when I see cake

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When I think everyone is constantly reposting but I realize its just an imgur glitch

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Because I'm not bringing in customers by DJing a karaoke night for you right? I should've just packed up and left.

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Random funny shit, also happy birthday to me. Enjoy Imgur.

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"If god IS real he is an unbelievable asshole."

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These dumbass horoscope things have been popping up on my fb feed for a while now, I just ran into this one.

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