AllenQ

494 pts ยท September 13, 2016


You can kiss my nub.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keychain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring me my brown pants.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things that kids don't say for 100 Alex.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

Sorry sir, I didn't mean to run into your titties.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

What a tardis.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool story bro.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walmart parking lot gang.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Christina Hendricks is a natural blonde.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

50 something thousand for a Kia? Hard pass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh the peanut hypocrisy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that I have your attention. Treats.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I approve of this. More please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flat tire.

8 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Probably took a dump in there too. Enjoy.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right in the old bean bag. Lights out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Space aids.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not for one hit wonders.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FLORIDA FLORIDA FLORIDA!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which engine?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's no black panther.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah! You have one new voicemail. Gets me every time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No thanks from that nasty counter.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

I am Groot?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This cat is magical.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my all time favorite cars.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Make copies of your housekey. Find a safe place to keep them. It would also be a good idea to start an emergency fund if you can swing it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Legend.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0