590 pts · August 8, 2016
My mouth watered
Like a milk dud
My wife and I were waiting on FDA as well. Getting ours tomorrow at 7:30 in the morning.
#1 is just a bunch of snacks and drinks. No real food
Dont let me leave murph!
Lets do it in the butt
Slower you slut
Diamond hands
Those are some nice skates. Now you be careful with those, you dont want to fall and break something.
Fuck china, lets do it
Showed this to my wife and told her she needs to step it up
Im in los angeles and this weekend is only going to be 84 F. Im assuming its Northern California
Do not go gentle into that goodnight…
Because he cant do it
What does that mean
Congrats dad! Breaks my heart looking at the preemie photos. But so happy to know the baby is strong!
Its PEOPLE
Will someone please think of the corporations !!
People think that you should be okay with being overweight.
Guy holding the camera is the friend that doesnt like other people getting attention so he will do whatever he can to have some attention
Lol i start a new job and im kinda hoping its funny like the office. Even remotely funny
Sad to see no Hanzo references in the top comments.
50/50 thats my final offer
Im scared to buy it because my family “preordered” it and cant even use it lol
Yes
Twist: you dont have kids
Why does thing song make me think about people I havnt even lost yet?
My mouth watered
Like a milk dud
My wife and I were waiting on FDA as well. Getting ours tomorrow at 7:30 in the morning.
#1 is just a bunch of snacks and drinks. No real food
Dont let me leave murph!
Lets do it in the butt
Slower you slut
Diamond hands
Those are some nice skates. Now you be careful with those, you dont want to fall and break something.
Fuck china, lets do it
Showed this to my wife and told her she needs to step it up
Im in los angeles and this weekend is only going to be 84 F. Im assuming its Northern California
Do not go gentle into that goodnight…
Because he cant do it
What does that mean
Congrats dad! Breaks my heart looking at the preemie photos. But so happy to know the baby is strong!
Its PEOPLE
Will someone please think of the corporations !!
People think that you should be okay with being overweight.
Guy holding the camera is the friend that doesnt like other people getting attention so he will do whatever he can to have some attention
Lol i start a new job and im kinda hoping its funny like the office. Even remotely funny
Sad to see no Hanzo references in the top comments.
50/50 thats my final offer
Im scared to buy it because my family “preordered” it and cant even use it lol
Yes
Twist: you dont have kids
Why does thing song make me think about people I havnt even lost yet?