AlmostHistory

61 pts ยท August 2, 2014


I ate dog food once. I probably won't do it again.

Will someone turn the food into upvotes? Pps.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One and One Story is pretty lovely too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1876 dollars. I want that many legos.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was having a good day. Why?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Bipolar at 11. Went to 3 doctors cause 2 weren't comfortable diagnosing that young. Mom says that's when I had to stop being a child.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bipolar at 11. Went to 3 doctors cause 2 weren't comfortable diagnosing that young. Mom says that's when I had to stop being a child.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For real tho, that seal is dead.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 For "Girls best friend." We all knew. All of us.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This is terrifying.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, I was born in the same hospital as Mr. Rogers. Seems silly, but he was such a great man I feel good telling people that fact.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it have a date on it? Is it less than ten days ago?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more "ruggedly handsome" to me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuuuck. My birthday's on a Sunday. Fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuuuck. I opened imgur AFTER I got to work. Ugh. Third time this week.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL me and Canada have a lot in common.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. He's totally a lovechild of Andrew Garfield and Joe Jonas.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A ridiculously big truck swerved to run over it. I got turtle guts all over me, and had a total breakdown. Fuck those types of people.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wtf? The exact same thing happened to me in 7th grade, i was on my home from school and asked my mom to stop. She did but a redneck in 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has "impulse buys at Costco" written all over it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. This is literally the only tattoo i would ever want. Feeling a lot less original now. :/

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Lolgetrekt." - Person who gets neither of those things.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lolgetrekt OP.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I won't apologize. Grrr.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imma guess photoshop. Could be wrong. If not at least you know I ain't a cheetah.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. One. Ever. Sees. That. Super. Creepy. Kid... Super. Creepy.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's their choice. If they accepted that's what you wanted, they wouldn't be "enslaved."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Face says "meh." Mess says "best day of that things life."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

D: *was.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Guys. Guys. He's slipping. Like all sociopaths, he has to live on the edge, to tease danger. Our time will soon come, as his ends.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1