My brother was always significantly annoying.

19

6

43

I'd love to do this for her...

11

7

90

Carrots are remembered but onions never die.

-2

2

51

What I said when I came out of the womb.

5

2

56

I found Satan's stash of cocaine.

28

13

72

Staying in bed on my day off with my lover.

10

11

105