Science
Turning that polka up to 11
that monkey might get stabbed based on that side eye
RHM and LNI all rolled into one
We didn't stop to think if we should
How I see every political advert
"It's a pleasure to meet you!" - crab, probably
When you use the wrong "you're" online
So. Many. Selfies.
When i don't know what to get my friend for her birthday
MRW my new boss asks me if i can handle going under crawlspaces and possibly confronting critters
Best. Holiday. Ever.
Intelligent Octopi
It's the robot move that let's you know he's about to lay it down
no reason.
How the next four years will feel, no matter who is elected
Rollerskates need to make a comeback
How I feel when I've used the puffin correctly...
When your horrible company goes down in flames, yet you had nothing to do with it
For Life
MRW my trainer tells me i can eat a bug for extra credit. And she's serious.
When you think you are talking to someone normal...
Trying to locate the source of a bad smell
the most japanese thing i have ever seen
Ah-Choo, ah-CHOO!
For scale?
My first question upon becoming a Professional Pesticide Applicator
How it feels to pass all them tests the first time around.
Thousand-yard mole cricket stare
Chicken inspector number 562, pick up your final check. You are fired.
Sploosh
When i come back this morning and there's still a bunch of boring Asian porn everywhere
when i'm pretty sure the guy in my class is interested in my vagina
How it feels when you forget to call your friend for her birthday but accidentally call on her birthday anyway
Hottest Hokey Pokey
I'm pretending Monday is still the weekend today
Talent
Pepperfish suction
Science creates artificial butt crack
When you can't figure out how to make a good post out of something interesting
i get it. Asian porn.
How I feel when i start to read a post i thought was about the Bureau of Land Management
When you have to reenter the workforce after ten years
When you are drunk and making comments on IMGUR
no reason.
"Paul, I told you, that was a one-time thing."
For scale
Boom
Being articulate should be held in esteem
Can't argue.
To everyone who drives
When i want to keep dicking off on imgur but i realize i'm now late for work
MRW i don't look at a reply fast enough and it's been deleted by the time i do
The 1940's: Where real men taught their sons useful skills, like underwater anaconda wrestling
I'm sure i'll find plenty of opportunities to use this...
Neato camouflage type spider encountered