AndrewForPres

4655 pts ยท February 10, 2017


"We make the memes and give it back to you... the people." Snapchat: andrewf1993

I'll help you find a girl but after I find one for myself first. I got dibs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep same for me except it was old lady's and bots. I guess an ad saying "come get a great BJ!" Is to good to be true ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone's fell for it at least once in their life haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Post an ad on craigslist. Lots of kind genuine people there!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I helicopter after the shower to help the drying process... a strictly business helicopter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's amazing lol I would never expect it but you are northern

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It snowed there !? Wow it's late in the year

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat healthier, lift and do cardio then it just takes consistency.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Spread your cheeks and lift your sack"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When you try to Grrr but rawr instead

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was stationed over seas for the last 4 years and loved it. It's all about what you make of it. Home will always be there to visit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always eat my morning cereal on the drive to work.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is this one of those hard wood trees?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just talk to the sun and see what's up. It's only 520am and I'm already freezing at a crisp 19 degrees.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep suppose to start tomorrow from 10pm to like 8pm Tuesday. Help guard us from the snow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can look at beach pictures all day but it's not avoiding the fact a nor'easter is probably hitting the east coast tomorrow night.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well shit, I didn't get the invite. I would've came

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nj is 548k -_-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

California defies the laws of nature

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea it started out as a dusting they said then turned into a few inches.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They always say choke me harder then tap out right after. Making me the bedroom UFC champ!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just got jammed!

9 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

It happens to the best of us.... Just have to move on, enjoy yourself and make the best of being newly single haha

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good excuse to lock myself indoors.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holy snow, what part of NY is that? Northern I'm guessing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea where I'm at in NJ it's hit or miss. Tuesday can either be around a foot of snow or all rain. We will see what happens

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh I live next to Burlington NJ and was a little disappointed I didn't hear of this event haha but it's definitely to cold regardless

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which Burlington are you in if you don't mind me asking ? I didn't hear of any Mardi Gras event but it sounds interesting haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your ex bf sounds like a dick

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yea I'm pretty close to Burlington and it's definitely not a good day to be outside even though it seems somewhat sunny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0