People use these things to say hilarious punny things. Clearly my talents lay in other things... like pointing out hilarious background actors in movies. Sorry, no refunds. ♥ While you're here, message me with your favorite super power and if you would use it for good or evil.
The UN Refugee agency listing for Canada has "being a US citizen" as one of the reasons you can claim asylum at the Canadian border as an STCA exception: https://help.unhcr.org/canada/how-to-apply-for-asylum-new/where-to-claim-asylum/
This is huge! I'm so stoked for you! My daughters and I have read your books many times and Dear Dumb Diary is still my teen's favorite series. Congrats
GNU for your husband
I had to think of Shepherds Crown like the end of season 1 and all the companion books as a Season 2 to get through it. The joy you can get out of all the re-reads of the entire series and all the jokes you didn't catch the first time around, or second, or third was worth getting through the final episode of season 1 for me. I hope you get a chance to experience it someday when you're ready!
Instead of Agnes Nitt I think she was Tiffany Aching- hat full of sky, green dress, and Nac Mac Feegle in the pocket.
Right across from the Rec Center
My doc held up the placenta like an award after she got it out. Watching birthing videos may help if you're nervous. Good luck!
make SURE she is not allowed on the premises or to check them out! She's stated she wants to take your kids already. Restraining Order Time!
I know it sounds far fetched right now, but seriously you need to do that to protect your kids! If they're in school/daycare call and 1/2
Where your desktop cant fit, your laptop probably can.
I'm sorry your feelings were hurt. Was it a raid night?
That is an exquisite Dickbutt. Well done! Who was your santa, OP?
Walk around holding it and shout the name written on the cup. "SARAH? SARAH! You've lost your cup!"
Right?! That seems like mildly necessary information. "Oh hey around day 3-5 your kid will bleed from their privates. No big deal."
Day 3 at home. Diaper change time and wetwipe comes back with blood on it. I scream cried. Luckily my mom was on the phone and googled it.
that offer rides to/from hospital with medicaid coverage, depending on your area. Call your local health department to see what's available
OP should definitely check to see if that's required in her state. If not, lawyer the fuck up. Check out WIC & medicaid. There are programs
Not all states recognize legal responsibility with a birth certificate, some require an extra paternity agreement signed for unwed parents.
My family spent nearly an hour listening to his stuff tonight and laughing. He's got some serious skills! Thanks for sharing OP
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Friend just became a single dad. I told him about you & taught him how to braid his daughter's hair. I sent him to your FB page for more ♥
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I can see the evil plots from here. Better put out extra treats tonight as an offering!
I love everything about this! Thanks for delivering
Awww yeah.
As a woman, I think we're all after the regular orgasms. All hail Helix and beer... and orgasms. ... mostly orgasms.
I came back to show you some love. Rock on, OP