When I'm troubleshooting with someone and I ask if the power cord is plugged in and he responds "Does the power cord need to be plugged in to use it"
If my father is to be believed this is how to parent
WTF were you trying to do?
Overwatch jokes
The Tale of Brave Sir Robin
For my cakeday, a GIF that I made a while back, I was inspired by the version with just the 1st verse and made the whole thing
Why jump, when you can walk through
Imgur comments
One of my favourite insults from movies
When your dad tells you that you don't deserve an oppinion on your own life, but then tries claims he's trying to express genuine concern for you
MRW I join a kik group discussing hypnosis being curious about it and get kicked from the group for not having a degree in hypnotherapy
Shocking
Showing people my room
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When task manager isn't responding
I had to
Random thought I had for an item in D&D
When company is ordering devices from the company I work for and they request that their first device be labeled device 2, their 2nd device 43, and their 3rd device 6, and that's all they order
I love subtitles sometimes
When you really want to secure your phone
"Healthy"
First time I'm hearing about this, apparently a couple of kids in Turkey covered a dog in industrial glue and left it to die
Now for Ponies+Elf on the Shelf meme together
When you tell a bot about your depression
I was watching a 360º YouTube video in Japan and these guys popped up, You can't escape them
Just a thought
When games have a "Stealth" option
Fernando, the sexiest of straws
Can't let people go thinking that
Who would have thought that when you hit a wall with a hammer, it makes a hole in the wall
Someone needs to teach Al the meaning of kill
When troubleshooting with a customer I asked if the power light was on, she responded "Let me unplug it and check"
And for what?
Don't go breakin' my heart...
Just happened earlier today
Best explanation
So, I've been rewatching Power Rangers Wildforce, and just realized they have an Isis Megazord
Got an email saying this today
"We're going to have a fun family game night"
When you kill Hitler you want to tell people
When someone says you won't regret this
Alternate Aladdin ending
GLaDOS and Hitler
*Cool Transition*
MRW I see Adrian Pasdar in anything else after Heroes
Google Translate Sings
When you have been dealing with depression, so Netflix suggets a cure for wellness
VoteBattle
When the game doesn't load, but kicks you for inactivity during the loading screen
So, apparently eating doesn't work like this in real life, nearly inhaled some lasagna
So I guess the Iron Giant will be in the Ready Player One movie
My very helpful map in MineCraft Sky Factory
Or, is it?
MRW there's coffee in that nebula
Anybody want a sexbot named Fisto?
When your DD has disappeared and everyone is drunk and you need to find a new way home
Claymore out
When you have absolutely no idea what's going on
How Tech Support feels sometimes
Posting something on the internet nowadays