Mortal Enemy
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So... tiger dog seems to be a thing.
"Nah, my bf doesn't masturbate."
After I ask for a coke, my waiter sais: "Is pepsi ok?"
MRW my boxing coach tells us to pair up and I get my best friend
Me and my buddies pass through a group of pretty girls and one goes: "That one is kinda cute"
To whoever saved over my pokemon red game:
How it felt when I went on a leap and told my crush how I feel about her
Just found wild mushrooms growing in my backyard
My friend asked me why I made him laugh while our teacher was talking to him
MRW I wake up and the fridge is open (I live alone)
How I imagine girls on public bathrooms
Celebrating your birthday today
This always gets me and I wanna share it with you guys.
Have a nice weekend you lovely bastards
Hey guys! Did you heard about xbox?