AppleShrapnel

54640 pts ยท April 24, 2015


Hooman, I chews you~ *omnomnom*

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually picked up a Twisted Tea a few nights ago. Didn't smoosh it in someone's face nor did someone smoosh it in mine. Just gulped it down with supper; it was nice. =w=

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That spike was like wine. Went right through him.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you hungry, Sam?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buff Picard will punch your lights out. All four of 'em.

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

You look winded, have a SEAT

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool, just turned 41 myself a few days ago. ^.^

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually went to check, came back and the dude had just dumped all the cardboard out of my cart and took it for himself. The cart, not the cardboard. That would be weird.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Most intriguing. Truly a delight to see an artist branching out like this.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to stand at the exit chute and ask everyone, "Are you okay, you look a bit flush."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I'm sure Biden is Gladd to see it, too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks nice, but the property value is cratering.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a big burly man's man, and I am typing this with tears streaming down my face; this is the most greatest costume I've ever seen. Best in the country, the world. Here, I made you some fries.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Still reeling from the sheer irony of a Democrat named... Allred.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh gosh, would ya look at the time?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you had one these, you could always get into the carpool lane.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No earth-shattering kaboom, just a phtblblblbl

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must have stopped at a Shell station

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got the Oreos an hour ago. They're... interesting. Do kinda smell like coke, and the taste isn't bad. Gonna dunk em in my morning coffee :B

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope he updates that tattoo. With like, stitches or something.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forbidden Twisler

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to go to there. Bet it sounds incredible~ =w=

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Named Median? :3

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't imagine driving one, but I could see myself looking at this one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta say, this is pretty terrific =w=

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's just a little baby, look at the rattle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopefully soon, we can say that to him. "Get outta here, turkey legs."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0