ArmyStrings

63579 pts · October 31, 2015


Missourian Imgurian

Ah, I'll call that a blind golfer. He's driving by feel.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now stop handling the evidence! Secure the scene and call the authorities! Jacques, I SAID NO CLEANING!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post said nothing about politics, but you couldn't help yourself. Maybe stop doing that and add to the positivity. Using "/s" doesn't help. You're still reminding people of what they're looking to avoid.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Biscuits and mustard hm hmm

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

🤘 Cat Hair Man Penis 🤘

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world outside the window is on fire.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She pspsps off the wrong cat

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAAZZUUUPPP

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His butthole

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder at what age that giraffe will stop wanting to be carried, if ever. Imagine a full-grown giraffe just standing there and making a whole team pick it up.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can you believe people used to have to weave their own segourneys?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Can't you hear the giggles of pain?? The tortured laughter of amaze?! Oh, the humanity! Think of all the poor little kids forming fond memories of the beach! Oh nooooeessss

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck 'em but a 3% drop is just another Tuesday in the market.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's freakin cool

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And who are you, to be so wise in the ways of science?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Run, Garfield! Wrong John!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's weird how "an can cut anything" sounds bad, but " Ann can cut anything" sounds perfectly fine.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I uploaded a few more albums yesterday that you might check out.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same rule applies. It's probably not your problem. Probably.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an old incantation. I was there. 3000 years ago.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can hear the pilot going "OPE OPE OPE!" when his plane starts turning too far.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's part of the joke

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Silly goose. Don't you have ice at home?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Amaze amaze amaze

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Skyrim is 15 now. Idk how many versions of that I have bought.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually have Zeus: Masters of Olympus on Steam. It's a city builder from 2000.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0