Or when it says Longer. Stronger. Better.
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Hi Doctor !
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400
I have a job pressing soda cans, it's soda pressing - Lobster, probably
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I'm ready.
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2077
Excuse me officer !
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219
Maybe it's a shortcut Dwight
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Why waste time say lot words when few word do trick?
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371
Just when I drink
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411
I'd make a meat pun, but I'd probably butcher it.
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77
I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to the bakery and eat a donut.
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521
Onions for scale
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902
My brain when my GF asks me a trick question with no good answer.
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1456
That's what happen when you drink on election night, you get this in the mail almost 4 months after (shitty eBay seller I guess).
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347
That moment when you instantly become a newborn baby again.
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436
When racing is life, but you gotta drop the kids off at school first.
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453
Me this morning
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409
What?
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That one time I fed alligators some mushrooms
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236
Driving around the front page on the 29th
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55
Waiter : everything is alright ? Me : yerf allr grood.
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1076
You could stream so much science videos at that speed.
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Damnit , I grabbed the wrong one again
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300
Me when we have planets to destroy, but today is my only day off in a long time
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1081
Me, everytime I try to write my resume.
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355
Take the sunscreen out
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679
He's watching you when you're sleeping ..
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962
What are your plans for the weekend ?
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(Screaming)
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651
Day 19, I have learned how to communicate with them, everything is going according to my plan, they haven't noticed anything yet.
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And you can call us wildlings or free folks from now on too
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747
Cause you never know when you'll need a sixth finger.
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1865
Croco Dayle
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308
Til Tyrion makes them crawl
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877
MRW my house is flooding but I see my reflection in the mirror and I look pretty
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1492
I Hope I land on you ♪♫♬
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118
Just a dump of great birthday cakes
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618
Everybody was nuts and balls fighting ♪♫♪ Those kick were fast as lightning ♫♫
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21398
MRW the acid kicks in
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662
Half of all Canadians live in the red areas, the others, like me, are lost somewhere in the white parts.
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597
How my day is going so far...
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1334
When you're high AF but you decide to go play your music anyways
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Me when I try to run away from my problems
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599
When you've been flying for too long, you start seeing stuff
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926
NASA uses a shadow internet (ESnet , Energy science network) that's 100 times faster than Google fiber. (cross-country data transfer of 91 Gigabits/sec).
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394
MFW I hit my little toe on the god damn bed frame
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694
MRW I get fooled by an amateur imgurian
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421
New Olympic Sport : The Boobsleigh
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321
Me when I'm trying to sit and relax, but my girlfriend is trying to get my attention by any means.
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342
MRW I realise I completely forgot Valentine's day and my girlfriend is coming from work in 5 minutes.
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3186
Also applies to every other class
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351
Me when I post something
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236
When you gotta practice your favorite tunes but the acid trip is still on going
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97
All of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
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258
MRW they think I'm a monkey so I have to lick the banana
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298
Me when I try to take the shortcut to the front page
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1623
I Shouldn't have done that , I should not have done that ...
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318
MRW I'm driving my truck and I feel something moving in my jacket.
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175