Askywalker

7683 pts · May 6, 2014


Or when it says Longer. Stronger. Better.

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Hi Doctor !

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I have a job pressing soda cans, it's soda pressing - Lobster, probably

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I'm ready.

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Excuse me officer !

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Maybe it's a shortcut Dwight

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Why waste time say lot words when few word do trick?

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Just when I drink

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I'd make a meat pun, but I'd probably butcher it.

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I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to the bakery and eat a donut.

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Onions for scale

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My brain when my GF asks me a trick question with no good answer.

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That's what happen when you drink on election night, you get this in the mail almost 4 months after (shitty eBay seller I guess).

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That moment when you instantly become a newborn baby again.

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When racing is life, but you gotta drop the kids off at school first.

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Me this morning

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What?

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That one time I fed alligators some mushrooms

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Driving around the front page on the 29th

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Waiter : everything is alright ? Me : yerf allr grood.

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You could stream so much science videos at that speed.

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Damnit , I grabbed the wrong one again

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Me when we have planets to destroy, but today is my only day off in a long time

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Me, everytime I try to write my resume.

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Take the sunscreen out

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He's watching you when you're sleeping ..

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What are your plans for the weekend ?

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(Screaming)

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Day 19, I have learned how to communicate with them, everything is going according to my plan, they haven't noticed anything yet.

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And you can call us wildlings or free folks from now on too

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Cause you never know when you'll need a sixth finger.

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Croco Dayle

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Til Tyrion makes them crawl

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MRW my house is flooding but I see my reflection in the mirror and I look pretty

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I Hope I land on you ♪♫♬

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Just a dump of great birthday cakes

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Everybody was nuts and balls fighting ♪♫♪  Those kick were fast as lightning ♫♫

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MRW the acid kicks in

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Half of all Canadians live in the red areas, the others, like me, are lost somewhere in the white parts.

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How my day is going so far...

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When you're high AF but you decide to go play your music anyways

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Me when I try to run away from my problems

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When you've been flying for too long, you start seeing stuff

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NASA uses a shadow internet (ESnet , Energy science network) that's 100 times faster than Google fiber. (cross-country data transfer of 91 Gigabits/sec).

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MFW I hit my little toe on the god damn bed frame

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MRW I get fooled by an amateur imgurian

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New Olympic Sport : The Boobsleigh

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Me when I'm trying to sit and relax, but my girlfriend is trying to get my attention by any means.

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MRW I realise I completely forgot Valentine's day and my girlfriend is coming from work in 5 minutes. 

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Also applies to every other class

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Me when I post something

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When you gotta practice your favorite tunes but the acid trip is still on going

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All of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

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MRW they think I'm a monkey so I have to lick the banana

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Me when I try to take the shortcut to the front page

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I Shouldn't have done that , I should not have done that ...

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MRW I'm driving my truck and I feel something moving in my jacket.

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