Maybe it's a shortcut Dwight
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10
2152
Why waste time say lot words when few word do trick?
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0
371
I'm ready.
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4
2077
Til Tyrion makes them crawl
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8
877
How my day is going so far...
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8
1334
That's what happen when you drink on election night, you get this in the mail almost 4 months after (shitty eBay seller I guess).
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9
347
Just when I drink
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3
411
Me when I'm trying to sit and relax, but my girlfriend is trying to get my attention by any means.
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2
342
New Olympic Sport : The Boobsleigh
4
4
321
Onions for scale
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4
902
Me, everytime I try to write my resume.
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4
355
That moment when you instantly become a newborn baby again.
8
1
436
I have a job pressing soda cans, it's soda pressing - Lobster, probably
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2
355
I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to the bakery and eat a donut.
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2
521
Take the sunscreen out
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7
679
MRW I realise I completely forgot Valentine's day and my girlfriend is coming from work in 5 minutes.
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24
3186
Excuse me officer !
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0
219
Or when it says Longer. Stronger. Better.
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1
78
Hi Doctor !
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1
400
You could stream so much science videos at that speed.
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59836
You never know next time you'll have to duel
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7
661
When you gotta practice your favorite tunes but the acid trip is still on going
3
0
97
What?
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157601
I'd make a meat pun, but I'd probably butcher it.
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0
77
My brain when my GF asks me a trick question with no good answer.
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9
1456
Damnit , I grabbed the wrong one again
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3
300
Driving around the front page on the 29th
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0
55
He's watching you when you're sleeping ..
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3
962
When you're high AF but you decide to go play your music anyways
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39644
When racing is life, but you gotta drop the kids off at school first.
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2
453
MFW I hit my little toe on the god damn bed frame
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2
694
MRW I get fooled by an amateur imgurian
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2
421
MRW the acid kicks in
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1
662
Also applies to every other class
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2
351
I Hope I land on you ♪♫♬
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1
118
I Shouldn't have done that , I should not have done that ...
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3
318
MRW my house is flooding but I see my reflection in the mirror and I look pretty
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6
1492
That one time I fed alligators some mushrooms
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2
236
Easy peasy
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10
8141
NASA uses a shadow internet (ESnet , Energy science network) that's 100 times faster than Google fiber. (cross-country data transfer of 91 Gigabits/sec).
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3
394
MRW they think I'm a monkey so I have to lick the banana
2
1
298
When you've been flying for too long, you start seeing stuff
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2
926
Everybody was nuts and balls fighting ♪♫♪ Those kick were fast as lightning ♫♫
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9
21398
MRW I'm driving my truck and I feel something moving in my jacket.
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5
175
Waiter : everything is alright ? Me : yerf allr grood.
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3
1076
Me when I try to run away from my problems
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3
599
Me when I try to take the shortcut to the front page
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4
1623
Half of all Canadians live in the red areas, the others, like me, are lost somewhere in the white parts.
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18
597
And you can call us wildlings or free folks from now on too
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3
747
(Screaming)
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1
651
Cause you never know when you'll need a sixth finger.
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29
1865
All of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
5
0
258
Me when we have planets to destroy, but today is my only day off in a long time
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1
1081
Just a dump of great birthday cakes
5
1
618
What are your plans for the weekend ?
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12
5035
Me this morning
7
2
409
Me when I post something
2
0
236
Croco Dayle
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4
308