Astrolobos

6752 pts ยท October 2, 2015


Just a Pornographer trying to make a living off of drawing dicks

when I was a kid I went fishing for crawfish the next state over and we ended up bringing some home to put in an aquarium only for them all to escape afterwards and die in the hardest to find places throughout the house

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it starts with one thing, I don't know why, all you other brothers can't deny

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I used to find torn up parts of "$100 dollar bills outside" my neighbors house and then years later he got arrested, it took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to put things together

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I had a dream like this once, it was amazing

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I spent all day yesterday trying to find a lost dogs owner, I live next to a dog park and thankfully this wasn't one of those cases of people just dumping there dogs there and has a happy ending but more often than not I just find dogs that people have dumped at the dog park

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I have like 42 covers of where is my mind that I bought one summer on amazon music back in the the day

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what type of dog are they? I've been trying to figure out what my puppy might be mixed with they share a lot of traits as the gal in the vid

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there's a wolfdog at the local dog park I go to and she's the sweetest, derpiest thing, also insanely pretty

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god I remember being so bad on Topo's boss stage as a kid because it was rhythm based, only after playing it as an adult I learned that it was way easier than I thought and only had trouble with it because I was an idiot

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my friend got that unironically after her bottom surgery

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I was half listening to a friend yesterday and they said "stud in the wall" and I immediately said "The Cask of Amontillado"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

jagged transition is what I'm calling my MtF friend the next time they get kidney stones

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a capyshota (I'm sorry)

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I was JUST working on my beer bread taiyaki recipe this morning since I had a bunch of beer I didn't feel like drinking, I put teriyaki spam in the middle and used sapporo for the beer

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aww, this makes me miss my little handsome man, when you kissed him on his forehead he'd making happy dog sounds

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love me some Wolfram

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dirty horse emojis you say

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"it starts with one thing, I don't know why, you other brothers can't deny..."

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my named my Chihuahua after him because when I found him he looked super old but still had his quevos and I thought, what's a good name for a dirty old man? Al Bundy

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I was JUST talking about this a couple hours ago, weird

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Porcs

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now just to get a bunch of crab shells to finish the look

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