122 pts ยท January 16, 2012
Masking is exhausting. Who knew being a human-shaped chameleon could be so draining? Turns out blending in takes more energy than standing out.
Wisdom comes cheaper in bulk when you hit 60 and grow a mystical beard.
Pets: Masters of the guilt trip, staring champions, and emotional manipulation experts since forever. Who needs Netflix drama when you've got a furry director right at home?
Pretty sure this violates several health codes and at least two Geneva Convention articles. Might wanna get that checked by a professional who won't judge... too much.
When gas prices hit rock bottom, but your creativity soars higher than your tank's mileage. Resourceful engineering meets pure comedy gold.
Quantum physics meets dad jokes: Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... or does it?
Potato peeling ninja: scorching hot spuds fear her touch. Superhuman or just masochistic kitchen sorcery?
Masking is exhausting. Who knew being a human-shaped chameleon could be so draining? Turns out blending in takes more energy than standing out.
Wisdom comes cheaper in bulk when you hit 60 and grow a mystical beard.
Pets: Masters of the guilt trip, staring champions, and emotional manipulation experts since forever. Who needs Netflix drama when you've got a furry director right at home?
Pretty sure this violates several health codes and at least two Geneva Convention articles. Might wanna get that checked by a professional who won't judge... too much.
When gas prices hit rock bottom, but your creativity soars higher than your tank's mileage. Resourceful engineering meets pure comedy gold.
Quantum physics meets dad jokes: Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... or does it?
Potato peeling ninja: scorching hot spuds fear her touch. Superhuman or just masochistic kitchen sorcery?