AussieMoisture

503 pts ยท April 14, 2015


Afghan hound? Borzoi?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do - that's how you know they came from a decent home. It's the ones that don't mourn that are the heartbreakers.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I know an ACL scar when I see one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha snake chasing a donkey ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...this is the first time I've noticed the roo has a hard on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you post it online?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver. She does a year-long project eating only stuff she grew ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot Prison Break, fuck face.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh, never too pressed for that dramatical entrance! ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That thing is going to be the laziest piece of shit in the world if you don't get on with raising it. He's alive and well. Now it's a person

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...the World Trade Centre broke." Like some two year old picked it up and threw it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 26

I was fully expecting Trump to be a rat king. I'm equally as disappointed as I am relieved.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He should have just given him the container. Or helf the bottom of his trunk and poured it in. By this stage, he's anything but dangerous.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Not a good example of improper calculating sig figs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah I see. I was hoping to eliminate names one by one, but you cut to the chase. I'm not Dallas either.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, is your name Sam?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, plz xplain

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So did I! And massive bright flowers. Personified child tantrum-storm. 2x2cm chrome cube. Broken splintered ladder half covered in sand.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strayas got states too mate

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS AND I'VE

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

iCloud.com > find my iPhone > devices. Respond to this text message, and tell him to turn the iPad on. Refresh your browser.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did I, considering the first one that shows is in scrubs, and it says "vet".

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

U R THICK.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

And a half.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Post to GW/selling subs under this username.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll get a job. I'll go to college. I'm suicidal. I love you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0