Oh the memories...
This adulting thing is such bs.
Tis the truth..
Idiots, I tell you!
Heads up!
Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
Society at it's finest.
It's a trap!
iNTERESTING.
Belly shots!
Welp...
The audacity!
The Janga snack challenge.
The madness!
Well, that's a crappy situation...
Chillin like a villain
You under estimate my ability to sabotage myself..
Ah yes, the almighty TB.
Yup
The logic checks out
This is something my daughter would try and pull on me.
Apparently someone is living their best life.
Just finished the nursery....and someone took over.
One day, that special someone will come.
You can't stop them.
Fore!
Missed opportunity..
I think she wants to go for a ride.
Who, me??
Whoops.
We can all wish.
My constant struggle...
Can't wait to sign up!
Words of a wise man.
The story can wait...
A little inspiration for everyone today.
My god!
It all makes sense now.
America, fuck yeah!
Now it makes sense...
Now this one is the best one I've seen. SALT THE SNAIL!
Let the fetal positions begin....
Not the best, but one of my favorites.
Every weekend.
Just another random cat picture.
And so the mystery has been solved...
Tis the season to have copious amounts of debt for no reason.
The sad truth
I think my cat stopped working...
Well shit...
One liners are the best...
Apparently my cat plays fetch.
well then.
CAN HE, PLLLEEASSSE!
Can you hear me?
Me preparing for the week.
Apparently this is what my wife does in her spare time.
Slurpee slurpee