AxisRed

296 pts ยท February 2, 2016


Lands on hands, any size, but keep far, from your eyes, look out! Here come the spider feet!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I guess Everest wasn't the tallest mountain until it was discovered.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is why you keep matches in case you get lost. Not to start a fire, but to summon Satan.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was half expecting it to suddenly zoom out and show an actual boob.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies"

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Halloween's holding the line against Christmas.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Boxers in Ba Sing (Se?)"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm uncooperative."
"Could you give an example?"
"No."

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Homer and Marge really have it rough, they even now look more like... each other?

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If you made $1,000 an hour, never stopped working, and never spent any of it, it'd take you over 114 years to become a billionaire.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People call the GOP a circus, but even the circus has meaning.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They must display EVERY poster? What if someone donates thousands until they have no space?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's harder to disprove the left because their sources are more trustworthy" So close to getting it, yet so far...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now add lists of the state's governors who voted against them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three meanings depending on where you start!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only good Confederate flag is the flag of surrender.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How paper beats rock.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

#11 Would be funnier if no one was in the picture since the camera wouldn't see someone.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss the days when I forgot he existed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many in? And I thought just one was a pretty big stretch.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*gasp* The groomers were... exactly who we thought they'd be!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the bottom, into a bottom.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0