BHS137

4828 pts · July 16, 2015


Mostly a lurker, time traveling through random mode

It was at this moment, he knew. He fucked up.

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“Yes! ‘Twas I that set the house ablaze!” -cat

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Your bingo card should be 5x5.

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His dick fell off

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Get a small dish, put a 1/2 inch of apple cider vinegar in it, add a little dish soap, cover with Saran Wrap, poke small holes in wrap.

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When the owners fear I’ve strayed, I say *bom bom* have a mice day. -bon jovi

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quim (plural quims) (vulgar, slang) The female genitalia; the vulva. (vulgar, derogatory) A derogatory term (see cunt).

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Were those balloons filled with propane?

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Roll a D10

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They’re not rocks, Marie

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What about Asian women? Thatsracist.gif

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

In some cases grooming is an act of dominance between cats

7 years ago | Likes 246 Dislikes 1

Sup

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Buy a Pb pistol

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Moisturize me

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Shamelessly stolen. Thiswillmakeanexcellentadditiontomycollection.gif

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Read “mitochondrion” as “midichlorian” and it took me longer than I care to admit to correct it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

‘‘Twas long and girthy that dump. +1

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Matt “mo’ fuckin” Mercer

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Roll a d20 randomly every now and again for no reason. Act like you’re consulting a chart. Laugh. Continue with what you were doing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In some breeds of cows, the female can also have horns. Highland cattle, for instance.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#3... Consumption. Consumption may lead to increased radiation. Unless you’re consummating with a ghoul. Then you do you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shamelessly stolen

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The spice expands consciousness

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But she doesn’t go

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When you wake up from a nap and aren’t sure where you are for a moment

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