BadGamerVern

484 pts ยท April 14, 2017


ROVER!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was once said that the world would tilt off its axis if one gathered all the back issues of National Geographic in one place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the automobile?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know how you feel, but medication doesn't work for me. Take it. If medication worked for me, I would be grateful.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More sodium than I can handle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plausible deniability?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How many e-mails does it take to weigh 4 ounces?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get used to it. It's what happen when people who are different than you share.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't get penisy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, NatGeo has always focused on anthropologic studies with "weird people" even before the channel existed.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

"Lost Tyree, lost Hutch! They came from behind!"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a nerd.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be cool if they were functional buttresses?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from the U.S. and I've never seen anything like this before.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which one is J.R.?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the most part, I'm already invisible, although not as invisible as Ralph Ellison.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want chromatophores.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you should have used basil, oregano, garlic, and tomatoes so you could make chicken parmesian.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I'm about to go into a diabetic coma just looking at the picture.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Back when Hollywood Video was a thing I rented a DVD and asked if it was rewound. The clerk almost said yes when she got the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Football?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a space station.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see the writer graduated from the Dan Quayle Spelling School.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always read "flamingo" as "flaming O".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A turntable requires an amplifier. A record player has a built-in amplifier and speaker and requires no extra equipment.

9 years ago | Likes 329 Dislikes 13